- "Moo Jenine�just moo." ~ Me
- "Two words�Green�Jell-O." ~ Me
- "I'm wearing the world's destiny around my neck!" ~ Sprinkles
- "Crud monkeys!" ~ Sprinkles
- "Narfy!" -Anna
"Narfy on a stick!" -Me
- "Shindig is such a funny word!" ~ Me
- "Pop quiz!" -Mr. Knight
"No, POP CORN!" -Anna
- "Can you say...obsessive compulsive?" ~ Me
- "The whimsical world revolves around me!" ~ Me
- "Don't dis the Muppets!" ~ Marty
- "Holy nuggets!" ~ Reece
- "Yeah, it's all your fault that we suck!" ~ Jimmy
- "Care to enlighten me?" ~ Me
- "I found it first! I win! I rule the world!" ~ Tori
- "AND a half? I don't even have a half!" ~ Reece
- "Hey! You've got strings now!" ~ Megan
- "Fun, like dandelions and roses." ~ Marty
- "Holy calligraphy!" ~ Mark
- "Sweet! I found a wire!" ~ Reece
- "Holy gold buckets!" ~ Mark
- "Do I really know anything?" -Tony
"How would you know?" -Me
- "At lunch, I want you to think about the stuff you don't know." -Fritz
"How can we think about the stuff we don't know if we don't know it?" ~-Manda
- "Outta my way bloody fruitcake!" ~The kid at the bowling alley
- "It's getting hot in here..." -Mark
"Mark, we do not sing Nelly in this classroom." -Mrs. Henry
"...SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!" -Mark
"Mark, never tell a teacher to take off her clothes...that's just wrong!" -Marty
"You...anti-social aristocrat!" ~Sean
"Tobacco is wacko!" -Me
"That's a cute quote...did you make it up?" -Sean
"No...I stole it from a commercial." -Me
"My dad's pretty big. he could probably eat me...so i do what he says." ~Sean
"Haha, 'whoo-hoo! i'm jesse's bitch!' Yeah, in his dreams!" -Me
"And your nightmares." -Sheralyn
"I love this guitar solo!" -Sheralyn
"Considering these are drum..." -Me
"I'm in love. With Benji from Good Charlotte." -Me
"Wow, me too!" -Sean
"Isn't he hot?!" -Me
"Oh, he's beautiful!" -Sean
"if you listen to eminem, you start going crazy. you start killing gay people. you start killing your neighbors. then, you start killing burger king workers and spittin' on their onion rings! you start doing drugs. you start doing cocaine. then, you get tangled in a rope. and then, your heart pops out of your chest. and then, you start looking at like you have no eyes! then, you start marajuana, and the top of your head blows off! then, you start having sex and all your kids are on crack, and you start screaming at your finger!" ~Cat
"why is italy so far away? i feel like we're russia." ~amber, about the italian boy across the room