WOOOOOW... I haven't updated this site for AGES... *sigh* so.. i have no idea what your doing here... my some-what-up-dated website is at

http://members.lycos.co.uk/dawumyster/

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"NO warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given. All software is supplied as is, without guarantee. The user assumes all responsibility for damage resulting from the use of these features, including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system amends, disk head crashes, general malfunctions, floods, fires, cyclones, hurricanes, local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure, invasion, normal wear and tear of friction surfaces, cosmic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive electronic components, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical devices, premature activation of the distant early warning systems, explosions..." - TVision Online Documentation

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May your life be pain and misery.... LLG*... jk...

The INFAMOUS GRANDMA DAVE COMMERCIAL!

(note: The video is about 8 MBs of NONE STREAMING action and should only be view on computers with broadband connections.)

(another note: This video requires the latest DivX codec (FREE!) which can be obtained here)

(another another note: please DO NOT refresh the page for ANY REASON as bandwidth=money and refreshing will definitely suck up the bandwidth. Even AS-IS there is only enough bandwidth for one download about once every 1.17 hours, yet another incentive for those dial-up users)

Have YOU been GOOGLE-ed lately?

*try figuring out what LLG means... you'll never get it...