"Boondock Saints"
Released: 1999
Directed By: Troy Duffy
Written By: Troy Duffy
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus
Rating: R
Rent or Buy?: BUY

"They're on a mission from God."

FBI Agent Paul Smecker is on the trail of two vigilante brothers whose spiritual sense of right and wrong has turned Boston's streets red with blood. The victims are the villians and mob bosses that the justice system has been powerless to stop. Now, Smecker finds himself torn between whether he should catch the killers...or join them.

Justin Whittaker's Review:

This seems as though it should have been directed by Quentin Tarantino. Much alike Tarantino films this film contains much swearing, violence and comedy. This has to be one of my favourite movies for its comedy rantings by self-titled character David-Della Rocco and the slow motion shootouts between the brothers and Il Duce. This has a very good storyline and shows what religion can force people to do. Music could be better but who needs that. Also, look for a cameo appearance from pornstar Ron Jeremy.

Memorable/Hilarious Quotes:

Bartender: How bout you make like a tree..and get the fuck outta here.

Bartender: An FBI agent came by looking for you two he gave me his c-c-c, his c-c-car, aw fuck he gave me this...his card. I'm just glad to see that you two are alright. FUCK! ASS!

Rocco: Hey Chekhov, what if I were to tell you that your pinko commie mother sucked so much dick that her face looks like an egg.

Connor: We need some rope.
Murphy: Of course. What are you insane ?
Connor: I'm not insane. Charlie Broson always has rope.
Murphy: What ?
Connor: They always got roped strapped around them in movies they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost is haven't you ?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: Now thats stupid whats one thing you'd need rope for ?
Connor: I dont know what the fuck we need it for we just need it.

Rocco: Fuckin what the fuckin ? Fuck. Who the fuck ? Fuck this fuckin. How did you two fucks ? FUCK!
Connor: Well he certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Connor: Now you will receive us!
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry
Connor: We do not want your tired or sick
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies!
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man, of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behaviour. And those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge your lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over - into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: But, if you do, one day you will look behind you, and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it!!
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever God you wish.

Connor, Murphy and Il Duce(together): And shepards we shall be, for thee my for Lord and for thee. Power harth descended fourth from thy hand. And our feet my swiftly carry out thy command. So we may flow a river fourth to thee and taming it souls shall it ever be. Imi nartri it fili spiritu sancti..
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