Men are like . . .

Men are like . . .Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like. . .Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like. . .Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like. . .Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like. . .Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like. . .Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like. . .Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like. . .High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

 

Men are like. . .Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like. . .Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

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