You Know Your Obsessed With Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel When...
You KNOW You're Obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer/ Angel When You...
~ You don�t go out at night unless you�re armed with stakes, crosses, and holy water
~ You nail crosses all over your room
~ You have posters of Buffy/ Angel all over your walls and ceiling and complain when there isn�t enough room for all of them
~ You search the occult books in the library for the Watcher diaries
~ You won�t sleep with your boyfriend for fear of what will happen to him
~ You cast a gypsy soul curse on the teacher who gives you bad grades
~ You whittle wooden stakes
~ You own everything possible with the words "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" or "Angel" on them.
~ Your wardrobe consists only of clothes you've seen someone on Buffy or Angel wear.
~ You belong to the Buffy Fan Club and the Angel Fan Club
~ You never want to go into your school's basement
~ You insist that your librarian's name is Giles
~ You have been to every single website devoted to Angel and Buffy
~ You make your own website devoted to Angel and Buffy
~ You are positive the apocalypse will fall on May 19th or 20th
~ You dress in all black all day on May 19th and May 20th to remember the end of the best shows on television
~ You kick doors open
~ You always wear cross necklaces
~ You have a ton of different cross necklaces
~ You keep any important information on yellow disks
~ You sing your way out of a parking ticket
~ You always say math would be cooler if you were singing about it
~ You make sure that no one calls/ interrupts you during the Buffy / Angel and you yell at anyone who does
~ You bookmark the Coroner�s office as a favorite website
~ You fear hospitals
~ You can recite a whole Buffy / Angel episode(s)
~ You name your doll Miss Edith
~ You punish your dolls
~ You let your bird die of starvation
~ You paint your nails like Drusilla
~ You name your dog Miss Sunshine, and your cat Miss Kitty Fantastico, and your rat Amy
~ The only way you know how to say the word �bitch� is �bitca�
~ You won�t let your brother in the house when he comes home from the zoo
~ You run at little trick-or-treaters that are dressed as vampires, with a stake.
~ You steal your classmates' computer disks just to make sure that one of them isn't Jenny Calendar's that has the translation to restore Angel's soul.
~ When watching wrestling, the word �kyerumption� always comes to mind
~ You call your friends �cinnamon buns�, �coffee cake�, �peach pie�, 'love' etc.
~ You own all the Buffy soundtracks and pray that Angel will make a soundtrack
~ You fear law firms, especially one named (name)&(name)
~ You tell random people that the dry cleaning place got the mustard out.
~ Though you have every episode ever made on tape, you insist on buying the DVDs
~ You constantly speak in lines from Buffy and Angel
~ You write fan fic when you have better things to do
~ You read fan fic when you have better things to do
~ When writing on a chalkboard, the words �Don�t walk away from me, bitch� just happen to appear
~ You balance a cup of pencils on your head when you're supposed to be doing homework
~ You never go out with your boyfriend on the full moon or the two nights surrounding it
~ Dummies give you the wiggins
~ You love the word 'wiggins' and use it frequently
~ When asked how you are, you always reply �Five by Five�
~ On Halloween you always dress as something you would want to be in real life. Or a bunny �cause bunnies frighten you.
~ You never go into a store called �Ethan�s�
~ You sit on a grave twirling a yo-yo saying �Come on, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting at home.�
~ You quickly run out of things to talk about with people who don�t watch either show
~ If someone does something you think is weird, the words �Fine, that�s your purgative� happen to slip out
~ You only go out with guys you�ve met in dark alley ways, and only after you�ve kicked them in the head
~ Though the actors from Buffy and Angel used to appreciate your interest, they are now scared to death of you
~ You watch every movie with a Buffy or Angel actor in it
~ You never sign a yearbook �Have a Nice Summer� and you get mad if people do it in yours
~ You befriend a computer genius and her dorky friend and insist on calling them Willow and Xander
~ Even if the movie is supposed to be awful, you would watch it just to see the brief cameo of one of the Buffy/Angel actors/actresses
~ You�re scared of substitute teachers in biology
~ You bring a fire extinguisher to cheerleading practices
~ Your hobbies are �slay�slay�slave to the television.�
~ Though you�ve never met them, you�re on a first name basis with the actors from Buffy and Angel
~ You know that Sunnyvale, CA is actually Sunnydale with a name change to keep obsessed fans out
~ When in LA, you drive by to the corner of Wilshire Boulevard and Norton to see Los Altos Apartments (aka exterior of the Hyperion, but you knew that)
~ You�ve been to all the websites dedicated to Buffy or Angel.
~ You apply to as many Buffy/ Angel role playing sites as you can
~ You have your name legally changed to the name of one of the characters
~ You can�t remember what you did with your life before Buffy
~ Your theory on life is �life is short� or "life's a song you don't get to rehearse"
~You enroll at Torrance High
~ You stake out the house in Torrance used for the exterior of Buffy�s house
~ You beat up a snitch
~ You watch, laugh, and mock at talent shows
~ If forced to be in a talent show, you sing �The Greatest Love of All�
~ Solo, you sing �Mandy� karaoke
~ With friends, you sing �We Are the Champions�
~ You refuse to buy candy that the school band sells
~ You use the Thesulan Orb as a paperweight
~ You make sure that your parents don�t attend Parent-Teacher night
~ The only way you can say �Fabulous� is �Fantabulous�
~ You avoid saunas
~ You don�t let people with long fingernails come near your throat
~ You search the internet for hours to find pictures of Buffy/ Angel to put on your walls
~ You get excited when you find pictures
~ You refer to your friends as characters from either show
~ For jobs, you tell people that your �rats are low�
~ You never go to the Sadie Hawkins dance
~ You fear that your boyfriend will break up with you before Prom
~ You fear that you will be stood up at the altar
~ You make sure there is no group of nerds around when you leave from getting your haircut
~ You get scared every time your best friend breaks up with her boyfriend or when her boyfriend dies
~ You drive to California, call the operator and ask where Sunnydale is.
~ You are certain that phantoms live in your apartment and you name your phantom Dennis.
~ The actors on Buffy/ Angel are given a photo of you and are told to stay away at all costs
~ You keep tacky unicorn statues on your desk at work
~ You dress as a character from the show for Halloween, but your friends don�t notice
~ Bunnies, frogs, and spiders creep you out
~ When someone wakes you up, you yell �Don�t warn the tadpoles!�
~ You fear railroad spikes
~ You walk around with a bottle of �Dawn� dishwashing detergent and pretend it�s Michelle Trachtenberg
~ You buy a claudaugh ring and tell people that Angel gave it to you
~ You write threatening notes to the WB for canceling Angel and to Joss Whedon for deciding to end Buffy
~ When you have kids, you name them after the cast
~ Phrases such as �Holy frijole� and �Suffering cats� happen to come out of your mouth when you get scared
~ You go to Buffaholics Anonymous meetings
~ When someone calls your name, you look up, startled, and say, �Buffy?�
~ You enter Moloch into several search engines
~ Your pets leave you for a more attentive owner
~ While walking though clothes stores, you judge each item saying, �That�s a Cordelia shirt,� or �Those are Willow pants�
~ You know the order of the theme song, and what images appear at what time
~ You align yourself with a blond detective named Kate
~ You never let door-to-door salespeople in, and you keep liquid adhesive by your door in case they turn into bugs
~ You have bat sonar taped in your Walkman, just in case a substitute teacher goes crazy
~ You find yourself doing the Dance of Joy when you're happy
~ You see if every website from either show is actually a real website (i.e. jonathan.com (which is real, btw...)
~ When at a picnic with cheese, you pick up two slices and wave them at people.
~ When you hear someone say their name is Karen, you wonder if it's 'Karen with a 'K''
~ When you hear a song from Buffy on the radio or in a movie, you freak out.
~ When you hear a song from Buffy on the radio, you can instantly name the season, episode, and scene that the song appeared in.
~ You don't want to pregnant for fear that the baby will be a demon, or will knock you in a coma that will eventually kill you.
~ Your screen name and/or email address have something to do with Buffy or Angel.
~ You refuse to use the words "You're Welcome"
~ Every March 10th, you throw a birthday party for Buffy as a show
~ You look for all the Buffy trivia quizzes and pass them with flying colors
~ You claim that you probably know the show better than Joss Whedon
~ You recite Oz's animal cracker speech whenever you see someone eating animal crackers
~ You recite Buffy's cookie dough speech every time you see cookie dough
~ You fear a group of people named Warren, Jonathan, and Andrew
~You never use the word "Master"
~ If someone says to you "Where are you {name}", you automatically think to yourself "Are you like never home?"
~ Although your friends have never seen one part of Buffy or Angel, they know almost every single detail thanks to your babbling on about it contstantly.
~ You write lists like this
~ You look for lists like this and make sure you have fulfilled every requirement
