So once, there was this girl little red riding hood and she was just constantly depressed.
This little emo bitch so she was just this little whiny thing.
And one day her mom was like, here, bring this to your grandma.
And shes like...im too upset
And her mom was like, get out in the real world, you wacko
So she walked all the way through the forest listening to dashboard confessional and jimmy eat world and finally she ran into a wolf.
And he said "Give me everything youve got, im in a big hurry"
And she said "i want a boyfriend"
And he went "HUH?"
And shes like " nobody loves me...im so worthless" and started crying
and then the wolf realized she was just a whiny emo bitch so to get her, he needed to play along.
So when she finally got to grandmas house, she stepped inside, she saw a boy wearing black glasses and a plaid sweater.
And he said "Youre way to pretty to ever like me" and started crying.
So she looked at him and said " would you ever love me?"
And he said "i dont know how to love" and she started crying
And they put on dashboard confessional
And she hugged him, and he ate her, and started her crappy CDs on fire
And he ran off to vegas with grandma
.the end.