once upon a time, in the hood there lived three mack daddy pigs
pig number 1, or big pappa as his mom calls him, was representing for the bronx
pig number 2, or gangasta luv, was representin' in his cool toyota and bling blinging the ladies
pig number 3, or marvin, just wanted a calm life with his boyfriend in long island
now, it so happens that a new pimp moved into the hood of da three lil pigs
he rolled in his lexus and his black rip off armoni suit and had all da ladies
now, Mista Boombastic, as his friends called him
was the shit yo, and a papi from the dominican
he built this house
right on the property of the 3 lil ghetto pigs
Marvin, the third pig was like "na uh you did not" and got into a catfight with the big bad wolf
he was pot roast the next night at the pot luck mista boombastic threw
now, the other two brothers were like "yo, he just dinnt" so they decided to destroy his house
so they shot at the house with their unregistered gun
now, mista boombastic was tired of them getting up ino all his bizness
and was like "i killlll you!'
so...
there was plenty of bacon to go around
the end.