so one day this chick GOLDILOCKS is wandering around
and she sees this house
and she's been a spoiled brat all her life
no respect for anyone's stuff, ever
so shes all like "Bitch PLEASE, i wanna get up in dis crib, yo!"
so she goes to the door
and its locked
so she busts out her piece
and pops a cap in the door
so she gets in
and she sees the table is all set
and walks up to it
and is like "daaaaaaaaaaaaamn im hungry"
so she takes a bite out of the first one
with her freakishly large spoon
and is like
BITCH PLEASE, this is cold.
and she throws it away
then she goes to the second one
and tries it
and is like
OH C'MON GIRL, THIS IS WAY TOO HOT.
and chucks it on the ground
and then she was feeling fat so didnt eat the third one and just left
so she goes into this next room
and sees these chairs
and is like "What is this ghetto ass place."
and sees how poorly drawn chairs 1 and 2 are
and starts them on fire
and watches from chair #3
and the chairs burned down
so she left that room
and her head was really poorly drawn
but she got over it
and saw 3 beds
and was like "awwwwww shiznit! Par-tay up in the hizzy!!"
and threw a party with a disco ball
and she overdosed on drugs
and papa bear came home
and ate her
.the end