PICK UP LINES! 
 
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? 
 
Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you. 
 
I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out. 
 
Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven. 
 
Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them? 
 
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 
 
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb! 
 
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 
 
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 
 
Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me. 
 
If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful. 
 
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?