Gareth Gates, such a big
name in the pop world! NO! Only if you’re a girl, and if
you’re a boy who likes our batty-boy, Gaz, you should be labeled a faggot!
No joking, that’s what you are! (It had to be said!)
Oh, dear god no!
Elvis vs. JXL went straight to number one, appealing to both our
generation (a gr8 dance track, famed from its Nike Football
adverts) and the more senior of the world (for instance, my mum loves it
and blasts it out of our Peugeot!) whoever bought it, well done,
it got to number one.
Where does Gareth come
into this then?
BMG, the record company who released JXL’s remix are also
Gareth’s record label.
Well, they’ve only gone
and deleted A Little Less Conversation (no more are being produced) so
GARETH can outsell it and get to the number one spot! WHY THE FUCK? We
DON’T NEED SHITTY POP in our charts!
I’m sure all the women
would have all gone out and bought Gaz’s new single, and perhaps some men
living in Soho might have bought it, but this is PURELY A FIX.
The wanker has done it
again. After ‘fairly’ (ahem) beating Elvis to number one, somehow
SUPSICIOUSLY outselling the deleted A Little Less Conversation, Gaz does
it again.
The prat has done
none other than done a cover of The King’s WORLDWIDE famous song Suspicious
Minds- and pretty much screwed up another all-time classic with his petty,
girly voice.
I feel so sorry for Elvis, he wont be
getting any sleep 6-feet under, and his wife Pricilla who is probably grieving
over such an atrocity. RIP
Our dear friend (and super model extraordinaire), Booty, is in a state
of shock after discovering that National Gareth Day is on her
birthday.
The bereaving Booty said:
“Who the fuck does he think he is, having
his day on my birthday, one of the only days I have to myself?”
Let us also take
this time to remember Will Young, the bloke who so rightly won
Pop Idol, whom all the girls forget, preferring gap-toothed Gareth to him. Poor
man.
“I have never heard anything more ridiculous than this supposed
affair between Jordan and Gareth Gates. Its just another PR
stunt- on whose behalf I don’t know.
Jordan needs the publicity, because, apart from her freakish
cleavage, her constant presence in the gossip columns is the only reason
she’s famous.
Gareth Gates needs it for his new record, although his PR team
have denied the whole affair.
Can’t anybody let their work do all the talking for them?
I guess not when it’s no better than a load of manufactured karaoke. If
you ask me, there’s more talent in a flea circus than in the pop charts
these days”
Well said my son!
It would seem that the Pop Idol gangsta is now starting brawls in
nightclubs (strangely enough it wasn’t in Soho) skynews.com reports: (and I provide
any comments I feel appropriate)
Gareth Gates' ‘good
(batty) guy image’ has been tarnished after he allegedly caused a
punch-up in a nightclub.
It happened when the Pop
Idol star and some [bum]chums dropped in at Chinawhite's in London's
West End.
A fight is reported to
have broken out after the chart-topper demanded a little "space". (room
to bend over)
"He was ushered
straight to a table with his pals and made it clear that he didn't like being
seated so close to other guests (heterosexuals)," a source told the
Daily Mirror.
"He told his pal to
sort it out because he needed some space. (as he wasn’t tuff enuf to sort it
out)
"There was a scuffle
and the next minute a fight broke out," the source said. “the boys were
slapping eachother like little sissies”
"Security came
running in and broke up the fight. They didn't eject Garteth or his mate but
they did tell the guy who had been hit to leave."
The incident adds to a
string of misfortunes in recent times for the singer. (including his record
company ACTUALLY signing him!)
Gates' debut album has
been knocked off the number one spot by David Gray's new release this
week. (big up urself Dave Gray. Great Christian name as well ;) )
He was also recently
dumped by Pepsi. (rumour has is Pepsi was the name of his last bf)
What can be said about the ‘Don’ of pop? Howzabout “GO FUCK A SHEEP!!”