Cast of Characters...
The gentleman to your right is my best friend Eric, affectionately known as Loverboy. We've spent countless hours perfecting our hardcore dance moves and creating silly new forms of profanity. I love him dearly.....
The young woman above with the hideously sunburned legs is my dear friend, Melissa. She got those legs on the white-water rafting trip we took a few years ago in West Virginia. There has been a long-standing argument as to who actually suffered the worse burns that weekend. Perhaps you can decide for us.... Melissa is a brilliant person with a very giving spirit and a fondness for small rodent-like canines...
This rather swank looking fellow in the silly hat is musician and producer extraordinaire (and one of my very best friends,) Ayrik. We've known eachother for years and we've shared many special experiences that I'm sure we will both always hold near our hearts. If anyone ever wants a good producer for their CD I'll get you Ayrik's email, he RULES!
This sorry looking individual is me, suffering from sunburn after the aforementioned rafting trip. Note the solid red stripe across my nose and cheekbones, not to mention those blistered thighs and knee caps. Yow!! Melissa, I don't care what you say anymore... it is now documented in a public forum. Look at the pictures and it is rather apparent... I was burned WORSE!!!!!!