I was surprised when Donnie and Pablo tracked me
down, asking for an opportunity to perform--they were
deported a couple years ago, and I hadn't heard
from them since. So anyways, they asked me if I knew
any cute girls that spoke Spanish, so I told them about
my friend Amy from Payson, and her roommates who, although
I don't think they speak Spanish, are also hot. They
asked me if I could write a song for them to perform, so I did
some undercover work, figuring out all I could about
these Payson girls, and Mark and I wrote the song together.
We also called every apartment in the complex, asking them
to look out the window at 9:00 and watch for someone holding
orange flags, and turn off the porch light at his signal. Then
we borrowed the orange flags from a cross-walk nearby, and gave
them to Donnie and Pablo, so that they could do their dramatic
introduction. Although I couldn't be there in person, I was
told that their performance went well.