After becoming acquainted with Donnie & Pablo (who were actually
kind of cool), we were able to resolve the difficult situation
they had gotten themselves into by asking Melanie and Anna to
Homecoming. You see, they lead very transitory lives, and they're
involved in a number of shady practices, none of which I will get
into, but all of which have them all over the country in a given week.
Because of these reasons and others, they couldn't be in town
the night of the homecoming dance. The solution to this problem was
quite obvious, that Mark and I take their place as escorts. In order
to explain the change of plans, we wrote "Two Pimpses" which we
performed on the 18th, the night before Homecoming. Needless to say,
it got rave reviews.