Better Than Your Web Page

A Page That You Like Written By a Eternally Damned Reprobate

Well, my name is David Duke,(no I am not a racist from Louisiana, although I have used his .jpeg signatures from his website, hehe) and I am seventeen. Which makes me better than you.

Now that you know my name, I will tell you a little of my "thought patterns"/ personality/borderline psychotic behavior patterns:

According to a couple of tests that I took, I am a INTP. In other words (or letters!), Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Percieving. I have found that this type is less than one percent of the population. Yes, I'm a weirdo/minority. I love strategic games and the such. Lately, though, I been having philosophical endeavors. Masturbation is a wonderful, although rarely admitted practice.
Many people have considered me eccentric; I'm either not sane or at least a little on the strange side. That just makes it more fun.

Click here to see a more detailed description.

NEWS

I doubt it is entirely current though...

Click here for some micellaneous thoughts on the world through literature written by the person who wrote this sentence of which you are reading on this .html file.

Links Elsewhere

By the way, I have a AOL IM screen name (NO, I WOULD NEVER DARE TO BE RIPPED OFF BY AOL) that is DavidtheDuke. You can message me, as long as you're not asking for a homosexual favor (heterosexual non-beastial favors are mighty fine though)

To see some interesting and humorous AOL IM chats that I've had, click here.

Annoying picture of me
---->This link is meant for people caring for the appearance of someone whom they probably will never meet, so why care for appearance? Is there a bottle of lotion or a dildo next to the monitor? You're going to get smacked very hard someday David<----

Reason This Page Exists

Here in this site you'll find a possibly lovely assortment of humor and thoughts I've harbored in my brain. I hope you enjoy. Especially if you find me a wonderful person to the extent that you want to give me money.

(I wondered this once myself at school)

Is my title annoying? Do you care?

I put a new "essay" that I wrote years ago: Supergoal: Apotheosis. Not half bad (for me). Is anyone reading this? Oh and lots of this stuff is years old so I, in advance, apologize for any inordinate amounts of retardation (more than just the average amount).

HAH. There's a comic character (Penny) based loosely on my personality in a comic on this URL:
ntnation.keenspace.com

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robbo you must read this honey.

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<------- thanks David Duke! Hehe.