DavidtheDuke: Did you know that in Mexico city telephone booths have been converted to oxygen depots because of the extreme pollution?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: really?
DavidtheDuke: Yup
DavidtheDuke: I guess you can really screw things up if you really want to
o0MyLittleHalo0o: yup
DavidtheDuke: Do you want to know something about me that is gross and very very personal?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: um ... not really.
DavidtheDuke: K.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: lol
DavidtheDuke: Now do you want to know something about me that is gross and very very personal?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: how gross and how personal?
DavidtheDuke: Gross as in gooey gross. And personal as in naked personal.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: okay
DavidtheDuke: You totally sure?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: yes.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: i want to know.
DavidtheDuke: Okay. Yesterday I masturbated standing on my knees and "it" got all over the bed. It squirted far cuz I was in a land of lust. Women's asses can
have that type of affect of me.
DavidtheDuke: You sure you wanted to know that?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: that was too much , next time remind me that even if i say yes , i mean no.
DavidtheDuke: LOL
DavidtheDuke: hehehe
DavidtheDuke: I implied something: Gross as in gooey gross. And personal as in naked personal.
DavidtheDuke: You see, on the internet I can say virtually anything because the odds of you physically being next to me to kill me are so low that any action done
on here (other than ISP finding) don't really amount to anything consequential.
DavidtheDuke: :-)
o0MyLittleHalo0o: yuck.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: i told my friend greg what you said.
DavidtheDuke: I hope he likes it.
DavidtheDuke: Then again, I hope he doesn't. LOL
o0MyLittleHalo0o: lol
DavidtheDuke: I was able to shock you. Whoa...
o0MyLittleHalo0o: wow.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: thats sick
DavidtheDuke: hehe
o0MyLittleHalo0o: i dont want to know about anyone but greg masturbating.
DavidtheDuke: Did you know that a 1.5 million survey nationwide reported 98% percent of males under the age of 30 masturbate.
DavidtheDuke: Greggy boy is your son, no? :-)
DavidtheDuke: Greg=boyfriend. I know.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: duh.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: no
o0MyLittleHalo0o: greg isnt my bf , johnny is.
DavidtheDuke: So why the hell do you want to ONLY know that Greg masturbates?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: because.
DavidtheDuke: Is he your dad or something?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: nope.
DavidtheDuke: Your dog?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: nope
DavidtheDuke: Greg=non-existent ?
DavidtheDuke: Brother?
DavidtheDuke: Flea?
DavidtheDuke: Baby flea?
DavidtheDuke: Porn star?
DavidtheDuke: Gay friend?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: boy toy.
DavidtheDuke: Boy toy? ooooooooooooooooo, okay. Makes sense now. You pay him?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: lol
DavidtheDuke: hehe
DavidtheDuke: What if he masturbates, you get to whip him?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: lol
DavidtheDuke: "Bad boy! BBBBBBaddddd boy!" "I have reserves ma'am!"
o0MyLittleHalo0o: yuck.
DavidtheDuke: hehehe
DavidtheDuke: You would think instinctively woman would be attracted to sperm. Oh well
o0MyLittleHalo0o: shut up
DavidtheDuke: women *
DavidtheDuke: But wouldn't that be great for me? Woman would PAY to suck me.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: uh.
DavidtheDuke: hehe
o0MyLittleHalo0o: you dont get sexin much do you?
DavidtheDuke: I'm sixteen, and really don't care to have sex with a girl unless, well, unless I know I'm going to spend the rest of my life with her. Guess that sounds
cheesy, but I've gotten used to it.
DavidtheDuke: :-)
DavidtheDuke: I'm quite serious.
DavidtheDuke: So I don't go out looking just to get laid. It's just superficial to me.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: uh huh
o0MyLittleHalo0o: you have to be able to get laid in order to go out and get laid.
DavidtheDuke: You can go ahead and insult me, but don't do what Jesus wouldn't want you to do.
DavidtheDuke: Are you actually suggesting I should have pre-marital sex?
DavidtheDuke: Talk about hypocrisy.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: hypocrisy?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: i have had oral sex.
DavidtheDuke: You don't understand... haha
DavidtheDuke: Or maybe you do, and are just avoiding it.
DavidtheDuke: And the tension molds itself through the air, giving no movement or sound.
DavidtheDuke: Let me ask you a question: Do you think sexual stimulation, before marriage, is at any way justified? Do you think the Bible will corroborate with
this?
o0MyLittleHalo0o: no.
DavidtheDuke: Thought so. Point given. Before you insult, in the Bible you might just wanna consult (cheesy motto, hehe).
o0MyLittleHalo0o: he who hath not sinned thineself shall cast the first stone.
DavidtheDuke: I'm going to punish you, but you don't have insult me by saying that I can't get laid. I personally believe I can. Although at this moment I know that
mean nothing to you.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: you can?
DavidtheDuke: I can, but I won't, unless the sex means something, other than superficial pleasure.
DavidtheDuke: at least something *
o0MyLittleHalo0o: lol
DavidtheDuke: :-)
DavidtheDuke: Let me also say that it is very much harder for a guy to get it than for a girl. You should know that. :-)
o0MyLittleHalo0o: yeah , girls dont like weirdos.
DavidtheDuke: What the fuck is wrong with you? I fucking respect girls by not screwing them. If they want to be like whores they be my guest. I live my life with at
least some consideration for whom I screw.
DavidtheDuke: I'm talking to someone with the mentality of a ten year old. This is stupid.
DavidtheDuke: If I'm a weirdo to you because I don't have sex, or because I don't think the conventionally, I don't see a reason to be in your company. If you
don't want me here, then, goodbye.
o0MyLittleHalo0o: lol you are a nerd , i didnt say that because you dont have sex
o0MyLittleHalo0o: get off your fucking high horse and grow the fuck up lil boy.
DavidtheDuke: I am not on a horse, rather, you seem to be, because you think you can go classifying people.
DavidtheDuke: I am going to leave. I thought you were different. Nevermind. Goodbye.
o0MyLittleHalo0o signed off at 3:06:04 PM.
