DavidtheDuke: I bet I can masturbate more than you can
ArtoGSASaari: really
ArtoGSASaari: wh y u think that
DavidtheDuke: Cuz I whack off so fast that time stops elsewhere.
DavidtheDuke: In other words, I whack off faster than motion itself.
DavidtheDuke: I AM the wack off master.
ArtoGSASaari: thats incredible well see ya
DavidtheDuke: Hey, wait
ArtoGSASaari: what
DavidtheDuke: Does your first name start with a C?
ArtoGSASaari: no
ArtoGSASaari: bye
DavidtheDuke: Wait again
ArtoGSASaari: what
DavidtheDuke: So like, how did you think about talking to me about masturbation, you know, if you wanna join my club you can, and we can scare girls and stuff
ArtoGSASaari: no bye
DavidtheDuke: Please
DavidtheDuke: You know for a person that initiated this conversation ABOUT MASTURBATION, doesn't seem to be inclined to discuss it further
DavidtheDuke: That's per-tay messed up, like my bed sheets
DavidtheDuke: Hey, like, have you heard of the WFRT?
DavidtheDuke: heard/read/seen
DavidtheDuke: Man you're messed up, ya know, like, not respondin' n' shit
