Down in an Egg shaped space
station we find our heroes doing a bunch of nothing. Mike is in the shielding
lab next to the phone. Tom is in the theater watching an old movie clip. Vulpix
is in the lounge adjacent to the lab eating.
(Phone rings)
Mike: Yo.
Tom: Wassap!
Mike: Tom, Wassap!
Tom: Just watching a movie,
drinking a Bud
Mike: True, true
Tom: Wassap with you?
Mike: Reconfiguring the
deflector shields, drinking a Bud. Vulpix! Pick up the line!
Vulpix: Wassaaaaap!
Tom: Vulpix! Wassup!
Vulpix: Eating some kibble,
drinking a Bud out of a dog dish.
Mike: True, True.
Tom: Wassap!
Vulpix: Wassap!
Mike: Wassap!
Tom: Aaaaaaa..
Vulpix: Aaaaaa..
Mike:Aaa..
Tom: True, true
(All hang up phone)
Vulpix: Well, that was
stupid.
Mike: Quiz- what is more
stupid then an old add cliché?
Tom: What?
(Lemon Warning!!)
Vulpix: That would do it..
(10 minutes to lemon)
Mike: What? There giving us
prep time?!
(Guest warning!!!)
Tom: Shit!
Vulpix: Common, it has to
be better then you two!
Announcer: Guest No. 1..
The male form of Maze! (Maze-Ultimate Rage)
Maze: Yeah!
Announcer: And guest No.
2.. Me!! (What?! I need more air time. Besides, I needed something to do)
DD: Quaaaack
Vulpix: I speak too soon, A
male chauvinist, and a duck with a Ph.D.
Tom: Maze, you rule!
Mike: Hell yah!
Maze: Hey, where are the
girls?!
Vulpix: Sorry, I’m it. Too
bad for little Mr. Maze.
Maze: Not at all, What are
you?
DD: She’s a six-tailed fire
breathing fox.
Maze: And a cute one for
that matter.
Vulpix: Hey! Well.. thank
you.
DD: Always the charmer.
(Lemon!!)
Maze: What the hell is a
lemon?!
DD: Besides being a fruit,
it is an erotic story.
Mike: And before you get
too excited, these are badly written ones. And are very perverted.
Tom: Lets go.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-Door 6-=
(Machine shuts down)
DD: What the HELL happened
to my doors!! Fine, we’ll take the other way. Maze!
Maze: Hadkin lightning!
(A huge ball of electricity
blasts through the doors)
Vulpix: Nice.. Umm I mean..
not bad for a human, yeah.
Tom: I am not going to say
it, lightning and fire do NOT look like fun.
(They all sit down, Vulpix
next to Maze (Heh, heh))
Best friend forever
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Mike: The typo’s never die.
DD: No matter how you try.
Maze: Umm.. And your brain
cells will fry.
Tom: Not too bad for a
Anime guy.
Vulpix: Why, oh why! (Slaps
paw to forehead)
-So, guys. This is a lemon
which contains sex between Pokemon.
Maze: Pokemon?
DD: Sigh. (explains
everything to Maze)
Maze: O-K.
-If you are under 18, you
have to turn around and to go home.
Tom: I wanna go home
Whap! Whap! (FYI: whap,
whap = Leek slap)
DD: You are not trained to
whine!
-And for all the others:
Have fun with my first lemon!!!
Vulpix: And we all know
what that means..
Mike: Suck city.
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DD: Gotta love Morse code.
-It was a very shiny day
Maze: Shinny happy people..
Vulpix: ..holding paws
-and Meowth was going home
from school.
Tom: Eugh. Young hentai.
Maze: I’ve lost interest
Mike: We all have to
suffer, I don’t know how many times I had to repeat this.
-Suddenly he heard a voice:
Tom: Danger Will Robonson,
DANGER!
-"MEOWTH!!! WAIT FOR
ME!!!!"
-Meowth turned around and saw
that his best friend Raichu was
Vulpix: Gay.
DD: Enough foreshadowing,
Vulpix.
- running after him. "Why didn’t you wait for me?"
Raichu asked.
Mike: Because you’re a
piss-ant
-"Oh sorry. I’ve
forgotten that we go together today."
Tom: How sure are we the
artiest is any older then 12?
Maze: It looks like an old
translated flick with poor voice actors.
Mike: I am Godzilla!
-"YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN IT?!"
Vulpix: The plot?
Tom: If it wasn’t for spell
checkers, all would be lost.
-"YES!
Maze: Did we skip over the
sex part?
Vulpix: Not a chance.
-DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
THAT???" Meowth shouted.
DD (as Meowth): Or do I
have to smack you around, bitch!
-Raichu was so angry that
his cheeks began to spark.
Maze: a lightning tushie?
-"Do you really think
that you can frighten me???" Meowth asked.
Maze: I don’t know, If I
saw lightning come out of someone ass, I’d be a little worried
Vulpix whispers in his ear.
Maze: Ahh on his FACE, ok
makes more sense, I guess.
-Raichu noded and Meowth
started to laugh:
Tom: Noded? Ha! spell
check, we meet again!
-"Then you’re
right."
-Raichu was very surprised
and started to laugh too, then they went home together.
Mike: That is too easy!
Tom: True, true.
Vulpix: Don’t start that
again.
- A few minutes later
Meowth asked:
DD: What would you do to a
kondike bar?
-"Did you ever think
about making sex?"
Maze: Making sex?
Tom: Though shall be male.
And God laughed
-"Sure. Why not?"
Mike: Because I said so.
-"No no. Not that kind
of sex. I mean....with another male?" Meowth explained. Raichu blushed and
- looked at Meowth.
Maze: I want to see a
“Meowth”
DD: I bet
Vulpix: I told you this was
going yaoi
Mike: All hail Vulpix the
queen of obvious
- ".......including
this kind. But I don’t know.....it’s so strange." "I know,"
Meowth said, "but I guess that I
- would give it a
try." "....me too."
Tom: Huh?
Mike: I second that
DD: Brain.. Cramp..
- Meowth stopped and Raichu
was wondering what was wrong.
Tom: Where to start..
-"It’s all okay but we are at my
home!" Meowth giggles.
Vulpix: I guess the lemon
would be better then a frontal lobotomy
DD: Further proof (bad)
porn damages the mind of youth and aged alike.
-Raichu looked around. He hadn’t noticed that
the time was gone so quick. "Oh.....then I see ya tomorrow."
Maze: I wish this lemon
would go by quickly
-"Right. Bye
bye." and with that Meowth closed the door.
- In the next night Meowth
couldn’t sleep because it was too warm and so he opened a window and went
- back to his bed.
Mike: Behold the power of
commas
- As he laid down he
thought about the conversation between Raichu and him. Suddenly he heard a
noise.
Tom: It was the beating of
the hideous heart!
DD: That’s it, no more Poe
for you before bedtime!
Tom: Aww..
DD: Well stick with the safe
stuff, like horror movies.
-He was very quite and
heard carefully.
Vulpix (as carefully): Be
verwe, verwe qwiet.
-Then he felt that
something grab between his leg and as he sat up he saw Raichu.
Mike: Here we go.
Tom: I can see queerly now
the Raichu
Maze: -And Meowth’s pecker
is in the way
-"WHA..."
Vulpix (continuing the
train of thought): -T THE FUCK!
-and before he could shout
out Raichu gaves him a deeply kiss on his lips while stroking his member.
Mike: I feel a disturbance
in the spelling
DD: Jedi make ass of
himself does he, umm!
-Meowth blushed and laid
down on his back again.
-Raichu was stroking faster
now and got out a moan of Meowth.
-And before Meowth could
think about that, Raichu took his cock in his mouth and started to suck on it
-softly.
Maze:
Badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad!
Vulpix: Com’on, it’s not
THAT bad
Mike: I think Maze blew a
fuse
Tom: Quiet, let’s get
going!
DD: Touchy.
- "Yesss" Meowth
said.
Maze: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DD: Relax, It can’t get
you.
(Maze teleports out of the
room)
Vulpix: Darn!
Tom: He can do that?
-Raichu started to massage
his balls and sucked harder.
-Meowth was very close but
suddenly Raichu stopped.
Tom: I hate it when that
happens
Mike: I take it, it only
gets worse from here
-"Not now my
Meowth!"
-And with that he sat down
on Meowth and stucked the hard cock into his ass.
Tom: Yep, I told you!
DD: I’d like to “stucked”
something up the arse of this writer
-"Here you should
cum!"
Vulpix: No, there you
should cum!
-Raichu began to ride and
Meowth moaned in pleasure.
Mike: A rat riding a cat,
who would’ve known
DD: Ride that pussy!
-While Meowth was on the
edge again the door opened and Meowth«s little sister Meowy came in.
Mike: I just thought what
would make this lemon worse.
Tom: NOOO! She’s going to
join them!
Maze: Eww.
Vulpix: You’re back
Maze: No, my front. I had
to use the little warriors room.
-"What is that for a
noi.....WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING THERE???"
DD: What is that for a
grammar error?
-Meowth and Raichu blushed
very deeply and were frozen.
Mike: From embarrassment,
being in such a sloppy lemon
Tom: I guess someone had a
Blizzard tm lying around
-As Raichu climbed down of Meowth, Meowy
said: "I’ll tell mom and dad!"
-And with these words she turned around but
before she could went away Meowth caught her on her
-arm.
Mike: I hope this isn’t a
rape lemon.
-"Please tell this to
nobody" Meowth begged.
- "Hmmm," Meowy
thought, "how much would you pay for that???" "PAY???"
Meowth asked.
Vulpix: Blackmail, a game
for the whole family to play!
-Then Raichu said:
"I’ve got an Idea! Come here Meowy!"
-Meowy walked over to
Raichu.
Tom: I don’t like where
this is going
-"What is it?"
-But before she could do anything, Raichu put
his tail up into her pussy.
Maze: Yahoo! Wait isn’t she
younge.. YUCK!!
-"YIEKS" Meowy
shouted but then she only moaned.
Vulpix: I don’t care if it
is only a Raichu tail, dry sex hurts!
-"So. And now get down
on your fourth." Raichu said.
DD: I think our writer has
had a fifth, of vodka that is
Tom (as writer): 45 bottles
of beer on the wall..
-As Meowy had done this
Raichu stucked his penis into her ass and started pumping.
Maze: That is inexcusable,
there is a perfectly good hole right next door!
-Meowy was deeply in
pleasure as she noticed that her brother was crawled under her and was starting
-to lick her clit.
Tom: Yuck, incest.
Mike: Urge to kill growing!
-"Ohhhhhh god."
Maze: ..Save us from these
lemons!
-Meowy moaned and began to
suck on her brothers erected member.
Vulpix: Ok, that is not a
instinctual action. Who has been giving her “Lessons”
-Raichu was pumping harder now and Meowy was
ready to cum.
-She cum all the way into Meowth’s face and
this was enough to made him cum into his sister’s mouth.
Tom: I don’t know what’s
worse, the incest or the grammar.
DD: I’d say we have a toss
up
Mike: I’d say pokemon
incest is “better” then human any day
-"Rai......rai....rai...chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
was coming from behind Meowy and then finally Raichu cum,
- right into Meowy’s ass.
-She could feel his hot seed into her butt
while she was still sucking her brothers member dry.
DD: I wish I could edit
this for content
Vulpix: I wish I could get
off
Tom: I wish.. What did you
say!?
Vulpix: Nevermind, shesh!
Maze: Need some help with
that?
Vulpix: Yes!!
(They go running of to a
bedroom)
Mike: We can’t watch?
DD: We respect privacy on
this ship.
Tom: Darn.
- After this they all felt
asleep and were best friends forever.
-The end
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-Written by Meowthy =^_^=
DD: Cute graphic.
Mike: Well, I hope we get a
good one soon
DD: Well, I’m off.
(The exits seal)
DD: What the hell!
Tom: Looks like your stuck
here
DD: NOOOOOOO!
(we end with our hero
looking quite distraught)
D end.