George Michael

Seriously, anyone else want to just beat the all-encompassing fuck out of this guy? Yeah, that’s what I thought. This guy gave us the "Wake me up before you go-go" song, and for that he ought to be exiled to Greenland or whatever damn-ass 30 consonant 1 vowel word the two people that live there are calling it now-a-days. Recently he has been conspiring to recreate the Britney Madonna kiss with Justin Timberlake. HOLY SHIT!

This, my friends, is not fuckin’ acceptable. 2 chicks makin’ out in skanky dress = happiness. 2 dudes makin’ out = sick as shit, 2 dudes makin’ out dressed like skanky women = time to kick some ass, Apache style. I cannot stress enough how bad this is and how much it ought to be beaten severely into the ground.

George Michael has been living in some sort of homosexual cave for the past decade and why can’t things just stay that way? But I suppose if he really wants to garner the unadulterated hatred of nearly every fucking man on the planet, he can be my guest. But he just better know that we deal harshly with such… um… incidents here.

So, gentlemen, pick up your whuppin’ stick, cuz it’s open season on George Micheal.