Friends
Here are some of the gang...
STIG
Lives: East Didsbury, Manchester.
Likes: Football, Spain, dance music, eating.
Dislikes: Man United, his job.
Likely to say: "I really can't be arsed."
Special move: Devouring all edible items in his line of sight.
COLM
Lives: Holland.
Likes: Sleeping, espresso, whiskey.
Dislikes: Pop culture, religion, right-wing politics.
Likely to say: "Meh."
Special move: Flooring those who are debating against him with the line "You're objectively wrong!".
SHILLI
Lives: Withington, Manchester.
Likes: Music, beer, cricket, METAL!!!
Dislikes: To quote Shilli, "I hate f**king hippies."
Likely to say: "Scream for me Morris!" or "Now then..."
Special move: Being a demon on guitar.
CAKE DAVE
Lives: Winchester
Likes: Funk, HipHop, beer, mountain biking.
Dislikes: Pop music, cheese and onion crisps.
Likely to say: "No Moz, you can't have my iPod."
Special move: Being able to bike it down places like Snowdon and not get injured too frequently.
PETE
Lives: Reading.
Likes: Films, table football, offending people.
Dislikes: People with crap taste in films, me making inappropriate comments about his sister.
Likely to say: "And then I turned round and shat in her mouth!"
Special move: Whooping anyones ass at table football, or making you feel inferior with his vast knowledge of films.
STU
Lives: Withington, Manchester.
Likes: Dance music, DJing, Man City.
Dislikes: Man United, religion, hippies.
Likely to say: "But Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!"
Special move: Manning the wheels of steel.
MARK
Lives: East Didsbury, Manchester.
Likes: The Simpsons, dance music, computer games.
Dislikes: Meat (the hippy), illogical people.
Likely to say: "I don't see the point in that..."
Special move: Some kind of computer game move that causes a goat to anally rape you.
KRIS
Lives: Didsbury, Manchester.
Likes: Cars, beer, dance music, working out.
Dislikes: People who diss his wheels, lightweights.
Likely to say: "You can f**k right off."
Special move: Doing donuts in the Landy.
CIARAN
Lives: Didsbury, Manchester.
Likes: Computer games, working out, cars, styling his hair...
Dislikes: Dunno really, Ciaran's one of those people who seems to not hate anything.
Likely to say: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
Special move: Getting more attention from sexy ladies than the rest of us. Bastard!
ED
Lives: Withington, Manchester/Edinburgh University.
Likes: Cricket, hockey, rock music, pie and chips.
Dislikes: Electronica, bitter, cheese (the food AND the music), lack of pie and chips.
Likely to say: "Behave Dave!" or "Pie and chips!"
Special move: His cricketing skillz, especially his bowling, which is likely to injure someone someday soon.
CASPER
Lives: Coventry.
Likes: Metal, drumming, beer.
Dislikes: Scallies, Paul McCartney, people not being metal.
Likely to say: "Fookin' METAL!!!"
Special move: Blinding people by parading round in nothing more than a thong, and his air guitar skills, which helped him win the inaugural Warwick Uni Air Guitar Championship.
CHARLES
Lives: Leamington Spa.
Likes: Music, martial arts, sailing.
Dislikes: Pop music, HipHop (boo!), lazy people, city life.
Likely to say: "Rubbish!"
Special move: Being able to open a can of whoopass on any fool who dares to challenge his martial arts skillz (to pay the billz).
AMY
Lives: Islington, London.
Likes: Rock music, her bloke James, Trent Reznor.
Dislikes: Too many things to mention!
Likely to say: "I'm not pro-feminist, I'm pro-Amy being right" or "No, YOU suck!"
Special move: Dazzling us with her angelic singing, or going "Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh" to get someone to shut up (which she stole off Charles).
GAV
Lives: Withington, Manchester.
Likes: Lincoln City Football Club, cricket, punk rock, REM.
Dislikes: Metal, prog rock, the MCC, right-wing politics.
Likely to say: "Come on mate..." or "Oh dear."
Special move: his bass playing skills, or being the only person I know able to beat me on Brian Lara Cricket.
CARLY
Lives: Bristol.
Likes: Rock music, alcohol, sex.
Dislikes: A lot of things!
Likely to say: "You're such a casualty" or "I'm a common whore".
Special move: Getting drunk and doing stupid things, Carlyisms.