THREE NUNS & FATHER'S SURPRISE

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said "I was cleaning in Father's

room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of

pornographic magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, " Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them." She replied.

The third said "Oh Shit."