A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes 
into the wife's business end.  Naturally enough, she panics.  The husband 
is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts
and carries her to the car.  Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.
 
    The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to 
remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try 
and entice it out by putting honey on his dick and withdrawing as soon 
as he feels the wasp.
 
    And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and 
his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise 
to the occasion.  So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the 
husband and wife don't object.  Naturally both agree for fear the wasp 
will do any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on 
and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife.  
Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor.  The husband 
shouts, "What the hell's happening?"
 
    To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan.  I'm going to drown 
the bastard!"