A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to

the

doctor.

He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my

fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal

and

keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided

bandage

and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy

mentions none of this to his girlfriend.

They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open

her

blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he'd

ever seen them.

She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts. "

He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "And look at this, it's

still

in the CRATE"