Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first 
 tee and one went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. 

     The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.  The first 
 man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful 
 that he gave a friend a new home -- for free." 

     The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a 
 multi-line dealership.  He's so successful that he gave a friend two 
 Cadillacs." 

     The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a 
 stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire 
 stock portfolio." 

     The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking 
 care of business.  The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about 
 our sons.  How is yours doing?" 

     The fourth man sheepishly admitted, "Well I'm proud to say that he's 
 gay, and he must be really good.  His last 3 boyfriends gave him a house, 
 2 cars, and a stock portfolio."