The following are all quotes collected from the science
          exams of elementary school students.


          Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.  Oxygin
          is pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and water.

          When you breath, you inspire.  When you do not breath, you
          expire.

          The pistol of a flower is its only protection against
          insects.

          The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.  All water
          tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the
          moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.  I forget where the sun
          joins in this fight.

          Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know
          we know they're there.

          Vacuum:  A large, empty space where the pope lives.

          Magnet:  Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

          Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while
          others preferred to be oil.

          We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation.
          Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget
          to put the top on.

          To most people, solutions mean finding the answers.  But to
          chemists, solutions are things that are still all mixed up.