SPAM

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Did you know that one can of SPAM contains enough potential energy to
satisfy all of the electrical need of the United States for one hundred
years?  And that the gelatin alone can power an automobile for two years
without refueling?  Unfortunately, this energy will never be harnessed
because no one can bring themselves to pouring that sweet nectar into
their automobile.  And the chemical reaction that occurs when the
electron-polar cells are fused with the pork shoulder is able to destroy
the earth in a matter of seconds.  So research is being done to build a
container to withstand the massive energy emitted from this reaction and
harness the energy to be converted into electricity.

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    This is your mission agent SPAM-LITE:  To develop a container to
withstand this enormous pressure.  And DO NOT LET THIS INFORMATION FALL
INTO ANYONE ELSE'S HANDS!  If the wrong people were to get ahold of this
info it could be the end of SPAM!  There are many people that want to
destroy SPAM forever.  So go forth and build this contraption.  And
remember agent SPAM-LITE:  DO NOT FORGET THE CONSERVATION OF MASS!

                                                  AGENT SPAM-GUY