>Long, long after Dorothy, Toto and the rest of the gang left the land of

Oz, Good Witch Glenda of the North was horribly bored.

She spent her days just floating around in her little bubble gazing at

the land of OZ, hoping for someone to help or inspire.

One day while floating around in her bubble, she passed over a pond and

saw a lonely little yellow toad perched on a lily pad. He looked

extremely depressed. She floated down to the toad and asked him what

could be the matter.

"Oh Good Witch Glenda, you are right. I AM horribly depressed. I am

completely colored yellow, whereas all the other little toads in the

pond are green. Won't you please help me?"

Mustering up all of her kind heartedness and good will, she waved her

magic wand over the toad and his color changed to green. That is, all

except his 'private parts.' They remained yellow.

"Good Witch Glenda! Thank you so much, but my lower extremities!

They're yellow and the rest of me is green!"

"I'm sorry, dear little toad. My powers are strong, but apparently not

strong enough. The only person who may be able to help you might be the

Wizard, the Wizard of Oz."

So in hopeful anticipation, he began hopping off toward the castle,

where the Wizard of Oz resided.

Glenda the Good Witch continued her surveillance of the land of Oz,

floating around in her bubble. As she was passing over a pasture, she

looked down to spot a pink elephant who looked horribly depressed.

"Oh Good Witch Glenda, you are right. I AM horribly depressed. I am

completely colored pink, whereas all the other elephants in the pasture

are gray. Won't you please help me?"

Mustering up all of her kind heartedness and good will, she waved her

magic wand over the elephant and his color changed to gray. That is,

all except his 'private parts.' They remained pink.

"Good Witch Glenda! Thank you so much, but my lower extremities!

They're pink and the rest of me is gray!"

"I'm sorry, dear elephant. My powers are strong, but apparently not

strong enough. The only person who may be able to help you might be the

Wizard, the Wizard of Oz."

"Well that's fine and dandy, but where may I find this fabled 'Wizard of

Oz?'"

AND OF COURSE YOU KNOW WHAT SHE TOLD HIM...

"Just follow the yellow-prick toad."