Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when
 she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
 
 "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!" says Little
 Red Riding Hood.

 To her surprise, the Wolf jumps up and runs away.
 
 Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
 wolf again.  This time he is crouched behind a tree
 stump.

 "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf!" says Little
 Red Riding Hood.  Again, the Wolf jumps up and runs
 away.
 
 About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood
 sees the wolf again.  This time he is crouched down
 behind a road sign.
 
 "My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf", taunts
  Little Red Riding Hood.
 
 With this the big bad wolf  jumps up and screams
 "WILL YOU FUCK OFF I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!!!!!"