Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
 Worse: You're in it.

 Bad: Your children are sexually active.
 Worse: With each other.

 Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
 Worse: He looks better than you.

 Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
 Worse: She's a lawyer.

 Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
 Worse: For another woman.

 Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
 Worse: She implicates you.

 Good: Hot outdoor sex.
 Bad: You're arrested.
 Worse: By your husband.

 Good: The teacher likes your son.
 Bad: Sexually.

 Good: You came home for a quickie.
 Bad: Your wife walks in.

 Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
 Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

 Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
 Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

 Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
 Bad: You live downtown.

 Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
 Bad: She's coming home.

 Good: Your wife's kinky.
 Bad: With the neighbors.
 Worse: All of them.