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David Letterman Interviewing David Duchovny

LETTERMAN: Our first guest tonight is the star of the hugely popular Television program, "The X-Files," and on Friday, a motion picture version of that very show opens in theatres nationwide. Please welcome the always entertaining, David Duchovny.

(Audience applauds)
(David Duchovny comes out wearing a blue suit with a seventies shirt)

LETTERMAN: Welcome back to the show.

DUCHOVNY: It�s nice to see you.

LETTERMAN: It�s pretty exciting for you.  Friday the big film opens up, and you�ve got the summer right ahead of you.  It must be a nice feeling, huh?

DUCHOVNY: Well, yeah. It�s � I guess it�s kind of unprecedented for a TV show to become a movie.

LETTERMAN: Well, we were talking about that this afternoon, and it�s happened in a couple of cases, but I don�t think it happens often certainly.

DUCHOVNY: Well, I think it happened with "The Beverly Hillbillies".

(Audience chuckles)

LETTERMAN: But that was after � they had gone off the air.

DUCHOVNY:  No, actually�it happened while they were on the air.

LETTERMAN: Is that right?  I didn�t know that.

DUCHOVNY: It happened with the "Munsters."

LETTERMAN: Mmm-hmm.  I didn�t know that either. Well, was that after they went off the air?

DUCHOVNY: That was while they were on the air.

LETTERMAN: Wow. I know it happened with "Beavis and Butthead."

DUCHOVNY: That�s true.

LETTERMAN: They had a film while they were still on the air.

(Audience chuckles)

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.

LETTERMAN: But it doesn�t happen often.

DUCHOVNY: Well, it doesn�t happen often for a drama �

LETTERMAN: Right.

DUCHOVNY: �on Fox.

(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: Now this is probably a dumb question, but you�ve seen the show. 

(Audience chuckles) 

Does -- is it the same group of people that do the television show that do the film?  Is it the -- I mean, you see the same faces, you work with the same people?

DUCHOVNY: Pretty much the same, although the movie is a lot bigger. The movie is a movie.  I mean the explosiveness of the TV show is just � it�s made rectangular, if you can imagine that.

LETTERMAN: Now, were you worried?

DUCHOVNY: But I just have to say in all honesty, it�s the first time in my show business career, which goes back� with you spanning, I don�t know how many, 40 years?

(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: Yeah, I would think so.  Sure, the �50�s, yeah.

DUCHOVNY: Back to the 50�s, where I�ve been involved in a project where it�s turned out better than I thought it would.

LETTERMAN: Oh, that�s pretty good.

DUCHOVNY:  I�m honestly so pleased with this film, and I want you all to see it, because it�s� it�s great.

LETTERMAN: Well, you couldn�t get a better endorsement than the guy who stars in the film.

(Cheers and applause)

DUCHOVNY: No, I � I would sell the movie even if it stunk � 

(Audience chuckles)

�but I�m selling it honestly right now.  I�m telling you that --

LETTERMAN: I�m going to believe you, is that all right?

DUCHOVNY: Okay.

LETTERMAN: I don�t want to look like a fool later.  I believe you.

DUCHOVNY: It didn�t look like you believed me.

LETTERMAN: No, I do believe you.

DUCHOVNY: I had to sell you.

LETTERMAN: Now were you worried in the beginning that "Oh it�s a great television show, does that  necessarily mean it would be a great movie?"  Were you worried about it kind of living up to the big screen?

DUCHOVNY: Sure, sure.  You know, you have a success and you don�t want to ruin it by having a worldwide failure.

(Audience chuckles)

LETTERMAN: Which did you prefer doing more, the TV show or the film? It�s the same, isn�t it really?

DUCHOVNY: It�s very much the same for me as an actor.  It�s different for the technical people.  I would love it if it became a movie franchise and it would free me up to have my years off to do other things.

LETTERMAN: So you would rather do just like an occasional "X-Files" movie, and not necessarily the TV show.

DUCHOVNY: That�s like saying, "Would you rather work two days a week or would you rather work seven days a week?"   (Pauses)  Well �

(Audience laughs) 

� I�ll have to get back to you on that. 

(Audience laughs) 

I�m not really sure.

LETTERMAN: Now, would the show continue without you? Would they get another "X-Filer� in there while you did the movie?

DUCHOVNY: (laughing) I don�t know.  That would be� that would be embarrassing.

LETTERMAN: Have you talked this over?  Have you talked this over with the people?

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.  I mean, they all know my feelings.  They don�t care.

(Audience applauds) 

Honestly, they don�t.

LETTERMAN: This sounds like a story out of my life.

DUCHOVNY: You�re involved in a huge money-making machine; your wishes don�t count.

LETTERMAN: Don�t count, no. But I�ll bet that if you left the show, the thing would just go to Hell, because, you know, after all, it�s still Fox, for God�s sakes. 

(Audience chuckles) 

And they�d better be taking care of you, my friend. They�d better. I hope you have representation. I hope they�re taking care of you.

DUCHOVNY: Let�s just say that this little clip of videotape will be used in my representation.

LETTERMAN: All right. Well, believe me, I�ll help if I can. I haven�t been able to do any good for me, but �

DUCHOVNY: I�ll go to bat for you.

LETTERMAN: Now in the film, was it a lot of special effects, of not a lot of special effects?

DUCHOVNY: There�s more special effects than we use in the TV show.

LETTERMAN: That makes it harder on the actor, doesn�t it?

DUCHOVNY: It does. It�s more boring for an actor to work with green screens and things that aren�t really there.  But we worked with bees.  If you watch the TV show, there�s a lot of � there�s occasionally bees on the show �

LETTERMAN: And these are actual --

DUCHOVNY: Actual bees.

LETTERMAN: Bzzz. Honey bees.

DUCHOVNY: I don�t know. What you�ll see in the movie are mostly computer generated bees, because apparently real bees don�t look real �. enough.

(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: They don�t photograph?  Actual bees don�t photograph?

DUCHOVNY: Something happens to them, they just don�t � they just don�t bring -- come to life on the screen.

LETTERMAN: Invisible bees. But it must be difficult to work with real bees.

DUCHOVNY: There was thousands of actual bees during the filming, and, you know, they�re not like trainable animals.

LETTERMAN: No.

DUCHOVNY: You don�t see like Stupid Bee Tricks.

LETTERMAN: Right.

DUCHOVNY: They�re like � they�re like lions with wings, you know?  It�s dangerous.

LETTERMAN: They�re dangerous.  They sting you.

DUCHOVNY: They�re tiny little lions with wings. 

(Audience laughs) 

And uh � so we�re working with these, and they confused them by taking away the Queen.

LETTERMAN: Oh, that does something, because the queen is the leader for the swarm, is that right?

DUCHOVNY: Well, not so much the leader, but they will try to protect the Queen.

LETTERMAN: Oh, I see.

DUCHOVNY: So if there�s a Queen, they will be very aggressive and protective of human beings that are around her.  And so if they remove the Queen -- they put her in a nice trailer on the Fox lot.  (Laughter.)  She kicks up her little legs, you know.  She takes her fur off.  They�re bumblebees. So they become confused, and they don�t attack quite so much.

LETTERMAN: Right, right.  Did you get stung?

DUCHOVNY:  No, I didn�t get stung.  Gillian and I were running through, you know, five, ten, 15, 20 times, and finally at around 3:30, one of the producers, Dan Sackheim, came up to me and said, "I�m going to have to force you tomorrow," which means that I don�t get my normal 12 hours off in between finishing work and coming back to work.  And I said, "Why? I like � you know, I like my time off."

LETTERMAN: Sure.

DUCHOVNY: And he said, "Well, the bees have to wrap by 4:00."

(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: See, this is wrong.  Something is desperately wrong.

DUCHOVNY: I � no� And I wish I was making this up.  I really do.

LETTERMAN: Bees, Bees are getting better treatment and first consideration over the star of the film.

DUCHOVNY: This was my response. I said, "The bees have to wrap by 4:00?"

LETTERMAN: Yeah, exactly.

DUCHOVNY: And they said, " Well, as the sun starts to go down, the bees start to get cranky�.

LETTERMAN: Oh!  Oh!

DUCHOVNY: "Queen or no."

LETTERMAN: Yeah.

DUCHOVNY: And I said  "You think those bees get cranky?"  (Audience laughs) So actually, what happened was in the end I changed representation. Now the bees� agent represents me.

(Laughter and applause.)

LETTERMAN: Yeah. Here�s how you handle� here�s how you ought to be handling those bees.  Something like this, just�

(Dave slaps the table with a paper)
(Audience laugh)

LETTERMAN: Ladies and Gentlemen, we�ll be right back here with Mr. "X-Files" David Duchovny.

(Commercials)

LETTERMAN: David Duchovny is here, Stevie Nicks.  I asked you during the commercial how long you�ve been married.  And it�s a year and a half or so? 14 months, something like that?

DUCHOVNY: Yeah, yeah.  14 months.

LETTERMAN: It�s working out pretty well for you?

DUCHOVNY: Yeah, it is.  It�s kind of in a groove, now which is nice.

LETTERMAN: What does that mean?  Everything�s easy? Everything comes � everything�s quite healthy?

DUCHOVNY: Well,  at first, it�s just, you know, you get � everybody just wants to know what�s it like being married �

LETTERMAN: Mmm-hmm.

DUCHOVNY:  �which is I guess what you�re asking right now.

LETTERMAN: That�s what I was saying, yeah.

(Audience laughs)

DUCHOVNY: Yeah. But you know, and then eventually people start to accept the fact that you really are married and they stop asking that question.

LETTERMAN: Your wife is a well-known actress in a big blockbuster summer film.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she is.

LETTERMAN: Yeah.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.

LETTERMAN: Do the folks know who this is?

DUCHOVNY: Oh,  Tea Leoni, is my wife, yeah.

(Audience applaud)

LETTERMAN: Yeah.  She was in the, the "Deep Impact," whatever it�s called.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah. Well, in Italian, it�s "Impacto Profundo."

(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: That�s lovely, isn�t it? "Impacto Profundo�.

(Audience laugh)

DUCHOVNY:  Isn�t that better?  I just love that.

LETTERMAN: That�s a huge film, a huge success, isn�t it?

DUCHOVNY: Got a profound impact.

LETTERMAN: Yeah. 

(Audience laughs)

And there is like, a little rivalry because now your summer blockbuster is coming out, and hers already, you know, made 130 and climbing� 130 million.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.

LETTERMAN: Is that cause � That�s silly, though, to worry about stuff like that, isn�t it?

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.  No, no, I mean, I think people got another spare eight bucks to spend on our movie, I�m hoping.

LETTERMAN: Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

DUCHOVNY: The one problem is that, you know, we come to New York and hang out with her in-laws a bit, and�.

LETTERMAN: Now you say a problem. You identified that as one problem.

DUCHOVNY: Well, I�m identifying it as a problem only because of what I�m going to do right now, which is � this is a hat that my mother-in-law has made.

(Pulls out this huge white floppy cloth hat with a black electrical tape X and what looks like a miniature beehive on the brim and puts it on his head)

(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: Oh, they�re Amish.

(Audience laughs)

DUCHOVNY: Now I�ve made it the official "X-Files" hat.  I mean, that�s  so you can actually -- this was made by Emily, my mother-in-law, and you could -- it�s a sun hat --that you can tell.

(Duchovny does a model pose)
(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: Yeah, is it � 

(Audience laughs) 

And for your mother-in-law, is it a hobby or is it therapy?

(Audience chuckles)

DUCHOVNY: She�s actually making these hats to sell.

(Dave laughs)

DUCHOVNY: And I think --

LETTERMAN: It�s a beauty. 

(Audience chuckles)

DUCHOVNY: Thank you. Would you like to try it on?

LETTERMAN: Oh, yeah. I�ll try it on, sure.  I hope it fits. (It is huge.) I hope I don�t look ridiculous. 

(Audience laughs)

There you go.  And I�ll tell you, it�s from the "X-Files" beekeeper edition. 

(Audience chuckles) 

It�s a collection of bee-keeping items. Well that�s very thoughtful, and it is � it�s functional, absolutely functional, and you
got to --

DUCHOVNY: Well, you know it folds up.

LETTERMAN: Oh, I didn�t realize you got to fold it up�.

DUCHOVNY: Fold it up. I don�t know how to fold it up.

LETTERMAN: I don�t want to� Does it fold up of -- does it wad up? Two completely different techniques there �

DUCHOVNY: I wouldn�t know how to begin to answer that question.

LETTERMAN: Well, that�s sweet that they�re thinking of you though.

DUCHOVNY: Isn�t it?

LETTERMAN: Yeah. Let�s show the folks a couple of seconds from the film.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah, yeah.

LETTERMAN: Do you know what we�re going to see here?

DUCHOVNY: Yeah, I think we�re not running from bees in this one, although we should have been.  We�re running through cornfields in this one. Yeah, this is a little taste of the big action.

LETTERMAN: This is you and your co-star, Gillian Anderson�

DUCHOVNY: Gillian Anderson, right.

LETTERMAN: She was here a couple of weeks ago.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.

LETTERMAN: She�s nice.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah, very nice.

LETTERMAN: Lovely woman.

DUCHOVNY: Lovely woman.

LETTERMAN: Is she married, that woman?

DUCHOVNY: No, she�s not.

LETTERMAN: Really? Attractive.

(Audience laughs)

DUCHOVNY: Yeah, I mean � you know, I can get her number for you if you want.

LETTERMAN: Really?

(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: It wouldn�t kill you, would it?

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.

(Audience chuckles)

LETTERMAN: Be a sport.

DUCHOVNY: I will. I�m sporting.

LETTERMAN: Yeah. All right. See what happens.

(Audience chuckles)

LETTERMAN: Be like calling that newspaper in Louisiana. 

(Audience laughs)

Doesn�t seem to be working. What happened there? All right, so it�s � here is David Duchovny in a field.  It�s a scene from the�

DUCHOVNY: We�re being chased by the bad guys.

LETTERMAN: Here you go, "X-Files," opening Friday.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.

(Clip starts)

(MULDER and SCULLY being chased through the cornfield, longer than usual)
MULDER: Talk to me, Scully!!!

(Clip Ends)
(Audience applauds)

LETTERMAN: There you go, there you go. Wow. 

(Audience applauds) 

And that was shot in Bakersfield, California?

DUCHOVNY: Let me just say that, I�m very proud of my acting in that clip.

(Audience chuckles) 

I thought I ran well. 

(Audience laughs) 

I thought that --

LETTERMAN: You were doing some crouching. I thought that was first-class crouching.

DUCHOVNY: Thank you. I thought I crouched beautifully.

LETTERMAN: Yeah. It wasn�t squatting; it was crouching.

DUCHOVNY: All I can say is that is not representative of the film in any way.

(Audience chuckles)

DUCHOVNY: It�s so hard to bring a clip that doesn�t give away too much, but that�s just an idea that � it�s bigger than the TV show.

LETTERMAN: What I like is it�s reminiscent of that scene from "North by Northwest" Hitchcock film.

DUCHOVNY: Reminiscent is a kind word.

LETTERMAN: Yeah, and �. 

(Audience chuckles)

which was also shot I think, in the cornfields near Bakersfield.

DUCHOVNY: Was it?

LETTERMAN: In the same location.

DUCHOVNY: I didn�t know that.

LETTERMAN: I think pretty much the same deal, yeah.

DUCHOVNY: Yeah, that�s very possible.

LETTERMAN: Yeah, yeah..

DUCHOVNY: Yeah.

LETTERMAN: And are there other little things like that on the film?

DUCHOVNY: I... I think there are, but I�m so ignorant that I don�t �

(Audience chuckles)

LETTERMAN: No, you�re not. Come on.

DUCHOVNY: I don�t know�

LETTERMAN: Come on, put the hat on.  Put the hat on!  Here we go.

(Duchovny puts on the hat again) 
(Audience laughs)

LETTERMAN: Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. "X-Files," David Duchovny. We�ll be right back with Stevie Nicks.

(Audience applauds)

THE END
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