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David and Geddy's Vacation Photos |
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David and Geddy went to all the coolest places in the world for vacation. These are photos of all the sights they saw. |
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First they went to Easter Island and checked out those huge heads. David later deemed Easter Island too nerdy, so he threw all of the big stone heads into the sea and smashed the island to smithereens. |
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Next they went to the Grand Canyon. Geddy is on the opposite side of the canyon in this picture. David was with Geddy, but he jumped across the canyon because he wanted to check out that kick-ass tree. |
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After they made the Grand Canyon cooler, they went to Sturgis. David wanted to wear his windsuit to Sturgis instead of his leather jacket, and this offended all the drunk, leather-clad bikers. They attacked David Hasselhoff with wrenches and chains, but David kicked all of their asses, except Uncle Jesse, whom they met on the way to Sturgis. |
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Next they went to Stonehenge and rocked out. They put on a concert in Stonehenge, but no one could get in. No one was cool enough to get in the concert. Then they threw a righteous post-concert party and they trashed Stonehenge. |
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Then they swung over to Hollywood. David Hasselhoff's presence in Hollywood lowered the egos of everyone in Hollywood. Everyone was a nerd in Hollywood compared to David Hasselhoff. Geddy killed some people with his bass, too. |
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Then they went to the Mayan Ruins in Mexico. David thought the Mayan ruins were dumb and boring so he spray-painted dirty words and stuff all over the ruins. |
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David and Geddy went to the Chernobyl nuclear power plant for the final stop on their vacation. While looking around, they met up with Tony Hawk. David Hasselhoff immediately became Tony Hawk's idol. He even bought a leather jacket at the Chernobyl gift shop so he could be more like David Hasselhoff. |
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*It must be noted that all sights are cooler now that David Hasselhoff has been there. |
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Click David Hasselhoff's crotch to go back home. |
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