3. David Hasselhoff's favorite clothes are red swimming trunks. His second favorite is his leather jacket.
4. David Hasselhoff enjoys barbeque flavored potato chips.
5. David Hasselhoff once ripped a guy in half JUST because he could.
6. David Hasselhoff's favorite sport is cricket.
7. Once that one black dude on Baywatch stepped on David Hasselhoff's shoes, so David Hasselhoff flexed his muscles in front of him and he exploded.
8. David Hasselhoff's favorite television show is CSI: Miami. In fact, David invented television.
9. Once someone tried to shoot David Hasselhoff because he couldn't be as cool as David Hasselhoff, but David Hasselhoff told the bullets to stop and they did. Then David Hasselhoff threw a baseball at the shooter's heart and he died.
10. David Hasselhoff's favorite movie is "Over the Top;" second, "Grease 2".
11. David Hasselhoff lives in a pyramid.
12. David Hasselhoff has his own country called the Hasselhoff Republic. It is the sweetest country.
13. David Hasselhoff prefers wheat bread over white bread.
14. Shakira has a crush on David Hasselhoff, but no one is cool enough to actually go out with David Hasselhoff.
15. David Hasselhoff hates the movie "Homeward Bound."
16. David Hasselhoff's idol is The Fonz.
17. David Hasselhoff could break the world record shot put throw if he wanted to.
18. David Hasselhoff got a 47 on his ACT Assessment test. He scored a 36 doing the actual test (of course), but he got 7 points extra for showing up naked and 4 points extra for having kick-ass hair.
19. David Hasselhoff invented leather coats.
20. David Hasselhoff adopted JonathanTaylor Thomas.
21. David Hasselhoff's third favorite rapper is Nas.
22. David Hasselhoff's favorite president is Calvin Coolege
23. David Hasselhoff's dog is Air Bud.
24. David Hasselhoff invented playing air guitar.
25. David Hasselhoff won Super Bowl XXXI.
26. David Hasselhoff's least favorite song is "Lucky" by Britney Spears.
27. David Hasselhoff gave birth to Michael W. Smith.
28. David Hasselhoff built the Apollo Theatre.
29. David Hasselhoff has a car and its name is RoboCar.
30. David Hasselhoff invented Mountain Dew: Code Red.
31. David Hasselhoff was a poineer in the civil-rights movement..
32. David Hasselhoff hates Tyrese.
33. David Hasselhoff put a lift kit on his Model T Ford.
34. David Hasselhoff loves Capri Sun juice pouches.
35. David Hasselhoff taught Shakespeare how to write.
36. Once David Hasselhoff bit a shoe in half with his teeth and spit the half of the shoe at country music super-star sensation Garth Brooks. He wedged the other half of the shoe in a whale's blow-hole. That whale died.
37. David Hasselhoff collects antique clocks.
38. David Hasselhoff prefers caramel popcorn over cheese popcorn.
39. David Hasselhoff motorcycle-jumped Mount Everest.
40. David Hasselhoff invented housing insulation.
41. David Hasselhoff sees very well in the dark.
42. One time David Hasselhoff saved 7 children from almost certain death.
43. David Hasselhoff gives right-of-way to pedestrians.
44. One time David Hasselhoff battle-rapped Chingy. David Hasselhoff won without question, hurling multiple rhyming insults at Chingy. Shortly thereafter, Chingy killed himself.
45. David Hasselhoff prefers Killian's Irish Red Premium Lager over any other beer.
46. David Hasselhoff grows money on trees.
47. David Hasselhoff regularly flosses.
48. David Hasselhoff LOVES volcanos.
49. David Hasselhoff made up his own college because every college sucked. He double majored in Swashbuckling and Kickin' Ass.
50. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase "Smokin'!"
51. One time David Hasselhoff caught a fish with a smaller fish in its stomach, and inside the smaller fish's stomach was a gold coin.
52. David Hasselhoff thinks owls are assholes.
53. David Hasselhoff hates John Tesh.
54. David Hasselhoff invented street-style basketball. His streetball alias is Legend. He has made up every single streetball move, but his signature move is called Supreme Legacy. Only he can perform Supreme Legacy, for it is too challenging for anyone else to attempt.
56. David Hasselhoff prefers the metric system.
57. Politeness and table etiquette are strictly enforced at the Hasselhoff dinner table.
58. David Hasselhoff is the best bowler in his bowling league.
59. David Hasselhoff is not opposed to wearing moccasins.
60. One time David Hasselhoff jumped into the sea and swam until he got tired, which was a very long time.
61. David Hasselhoff likes kiwi-strawberry lip balm.
62. David Hasselhoff once toured with RATT.
63. David Hasselhoff can hold his breath for 7 hours.
64. David Hasselhoff prefers his bath water luke-warm to piping hot.
65. David Hasselhoff loves to crack wise when appropriate.
66. One time David Hasselhoff drilled a hole between the boys' and girls' locker rooms, and he looked through it. ON ALL THE DAYS!
67. David Hasselhoff invented mud.
68. David Hasselhoff has a hovercraft.
69. One time David Hasselhoff overheard a private conversation taking place in another room which we heard through a vent in the ceiling. David Hasselhoff inadvertantly took what was being said out of context, evoking many humorous David Hasselhoff facial expressions, at which a mysterious invisible crowd of people uproariously laughed.
70. David Hasselhoff is the love of your life.
71. David Hasselhoff is cooler than anyone on the Planet Earth.
