Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2001 07:27:57 -0400 (EDT)
From: "David Gertz" <[email protected]>
Subject: STILL in Scotland...
To: [email protected]
 
Howdy all!!
 
Well I know your all dying to know what exciting adventures I have been up to since I last wrote you all. I believe I last wrote that I was leaving for Scotland. Well, to sum it up shortly...I LOVE Scotland!  I'll go into details as to why though.
 
Last time I left you hanging with my departure from England to the north. My first stop was Dunfries, a small town just on the other side of the border. Surprisingly Dunfries is quite a popular place for those interested in literary history. The reason, I was shown, was because it is the final resting place of Robert Burns. For those who don't know, Robert Burns is a very famous Scottish poet (While I don't know his work, I know he has a famous one about a mouse...how's THAT for culture!!). Anyway while this was a nice little bonus to my trip the purpose was for me to have a chance to meet some previously unfamiliar family; my Uncle Andy and my Aunt Anette. To be honest, I was terrified going to meet them. Would they like me? Would I like them?  Normal stuff I'm sure. But these worries left me the moment I spotted them at the train terminal. And I DID spot them...I don't know how, but I knew it was family when I saw it.
 
Well we bonded over a Billy Connolly tape (of whom I'm a HUGE fan) and discussed our respective lives. I even got to met their grandson...my..um...cousin?? Conner. He just turned 3 and reminded me very much of my nephew back home. For those who don't know, I am very fond of my nephew and spoil him whenever his mother allows...and sometimes when she doesn't. ;) So while it was nice to have a good
strong feeling of family, it also reminded me how much I do miss my family back in Canada. Anyway, before I get too sentimental I will move on to Glasgow, my next stop.
 
Glasgow was the first BIG city I went to in Scotland (not to put down Dunfries..but it IS bigger). This was just a short weekend stop however to have some fun with pubs and clubs...then off further north to Inverness and the highlands. Glasgow is a very interesting city and (I learned quickly) a possible very dangerous one. I was walking around lost, a deliberate thing I assure you...it's a great way to see a city. Anyway I was wandering around and started to realize that while I knew I didn't know EXACTLY where I was, now I had NO idea at all. When I inquired for directions a lady was both nice enough to direct me to more familiar territory and let me know that I would probably not wish to find my way back to where I was again. What a nice lady! Everyone was really friendly actually...especially when then found out I was Canadian. When that came out at a club, I ended up with a whole group of friends suddenly. Well as I said it was only a short trip and I managed to see a few sites before moving on to Inverness.
 
While Inverness on it's own is not an overly impressive city, it is a great jump off point to other places such as the Isle of Skye and Loch Ness. Don't get me wrong, I did like Inverness and had a great time there with the friends I had made. It was also the first place I tried HAGGIS!!! No, not the travel company. It's actually really tasty.  And for those that are getting grossed out, your not eating a sheep's stomach ok? It's just cooked in it...then you take it out. Come on, sausages are made from pig intestines so don't get picky!!
 
Sorry, got a bit side tracked there. I also took a day trip to Loch Ness while in Inverness. Of course I HAD to. Actually I may have caught a sight of the beast on film. We'll just have to see when the pictures develop. The day tour we went on was pretty good. Not only did the guide tell us the stories of the Loch Ness monster but also more history about the area....of which I don't remember anything. But it was all really interesting. What is really cool is that while Loch Ness plays up the story of 'THE BEAST' for tourism, the locals impression on what it might actually be varies very differently from what is shown in the media (I know...VERY surprising isn't it?).  I have to say that my favourite part of the Loch Ness trip was the boat ride back to Inverness. The view was just incredible. As we moved down the Loch, we could watch the hills behind us slowly disappear into the mist and cloud. Very peaceful.
 
Well we arrived back in Inverness safe and sound and the next day I headed even FARTHER north to a Haunted Castle in Carbisdale. Now, I
thought I had seen some isolated communities but nothing compared to Carbisdale Castle (yet). From the train station to the castle is about a 15 minute walk UP a hill. And if you happen to need any groceries...get ready for a 5 mile hike. Or, you can purchase some simple food stuffs from the hostel reception. Suprisingly the prices were pretty reasonable considering they could probable charge you whatever they wanted. "Yes, that'll be £3 for the tin of beans please". The complete isolation had made me a bit nervous at first, but while it IS a very large castle it is still a very warm atmosphere.  Taking advantage of the isolation I decided to go for a hike in the woods using a simple orienteering course. Fortunately I didn't get lost though I did manage to get from one trail to another without ever knowing how. I could go into great detail and tell you all the things I liked about the area but this email is already massive and I haven't even covered Edinburgh yet. I do have to say that I was lucky enough
to be there on the night that they were giving Castle tours at midnight. One of the staff at the hostel took it up as a hobby to explore the history of the castles ghosts as well as the castle itself....including the various works of art, some considered priceless. If you go...make sure Sandy's working the night shift!
 
All right anyway after getting recharged in the small communities for a couple of days it was back to the big cities, this time hitting Edinburgh at the start of the Fringe Festival. OH my GOD...It's like someone opened a gate on the first of August and suddenly there are people  EVERYWHERE!! Despite the crowds I did get to do and see a lot in Edinburgh though I stuck mostly to the old town and not the new town
which is mostly just shops. I took a tour of the Edinburgh castle and was quite impressed both by the structure and by the fact that it's actually resting on top of a dormant volcano. I learned that an old name for Edinburgh was Old Smoky, making me wonder if maybe the volcano isn't as dormant as they think! Anyway, with the Fringe festival on I had to take in a few plays and shows...especially when getting handed free tickets! In three days I think I saw about 8 or 10 plays. The best was one called 'Ghost Stories', a one man production that had everyone jumping and giggling with tension. The WORST was actually one that had seemed the most promising...Dracula performed in a vault setting...like a crypt. After about 45 minutes the group of us (there was 5 at the time) ran for the exit trying not to interrupt the play but unfortunately causing others who appreciated the play as much as we did to also bolt for the door.
 
Apart from the plays and performers all over Edinburgh, they also had a lot of ghost tours that I decided to explore. Is anyone sensing a pattern here? Yes, in pretty much every city I try to find a ghost tour to take. It's actually a great of learning some of the history of the city that I'll actually remember. Being told in a dull voice that THIS cathedral was erected around...lalala...unfortunately won't stick.  However, take me to the same cathedral and tell me that someone was believed to be buried underneath it after going missing...and during the night you can still here their moans...NOW you've got my attention and I'll remember. I'm not saying this is a good thing, I'm just saying this is how I learn about a city. The one tour I remember the best was where we went into a cemetery at about 11:30pm to see both Greyfriar's Bobby's grave, AND the inside of a crypt normally kept locked because of a poltergeist that has attacked about 30 people on those tours in the past year...including our guide. He was voted 'Most likely to abandon his tour'. It was pretty amusing. I'm not saying I believe in it and I'm not saying I don't...but if anything should
happen to show up on my film...well I don't know what I'll do with myself! *lol*
 
Anyway I finally managed to drag myself away from Edinburgh yesterday and made my was to Glasgow with a stop over in Stirling. Stirling is
where they have a monument to William Wallace(played by Mel Gibson in BraveHeart). I wanted to stop here both for the history and just to
see if it was true that at the base of the monument they have a statue OF Mel Gibson from Brave Heart. So sad. Incidentally if you ask either the English or the Scots...they'll both tell you BraveHeart was a load of crap! *lol* But good for Stirling's economy none the same.
 
Well I'm back in Glasgow again, trying to look up family before I head off to Ireland. I can't believe I've been traveling for three weeks already. By now I think I was supposed to be almost to Denmark.  I've already called my cousin to correct that. I'm starting to realize that there is no way I'm going to see all the places I wanted to see in 2 months.  Definitely not in 2 months ;).
 
Anyway I think this email has gone on for quite enough. Be sure to look for the paperback version available in 6 months. For those who are traveling, stay safe. For those back home..well..also stay safe.  And to everyone, know that while you may be far from me, you are not far from my heart (There's the poet creeping out again). Hope to hear from you all soon.
 
Cheers,
David (Glasgow)
 
P.S. I'm working on a little surprise for you all. It it works it'll follow this email shortly. If not...oh well. :(

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