mother

     Mother, Father, Baby, BestFriend

One day a boy received a letter from his girlfriend but he could
not show it to his friends, because she signed it mother, This is
what she wrote:

M   is for the Many times we did it.
O   is for the other times we tried.
T   is for the terrific times we had.
H   is for the hotel we went to.
E   is for the exciting way we went.
R   is for the rythem we had.

      and that spells mother and thats what Jill will be in 9
      months.

He wrote her back:

F   is for the fucked up letter you sent me.
A   is for the ass you are.
T   is for the trouble you are in.
H   is for the hoe you really are.
E   is for the easy way you gave it up.
R   is for the romance that wasn't there.

      And I'll be damned if I'm the Father and here's what i
      think about the baby:

B   is for baby without a Father.
A   is for the abortion you better have.
B   is for the bastard he/she will be.
Y   is for yes when you should have said no.

      After reading this she realised she forgot to put some-
      thing in the first letter. She wrote the spinless pussy boy
      back:

B   is for the beef we had.
E   is for the eating you did.
S   is for the sweet fussy you sucked.
T   is for the terrible sex.
F   is for the funny looking dick you have.
R   is for the rash on you ass.
I   is for the intercourse that was boring.
E   is for the energy you will need.
N   is for the nasty as dog you are.
D   is for the dad you are going to be.

      And that spells bestfriend and thats who i was ****ing
      while you were gone !!