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| Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. |
| A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, shesaid she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy". |
| Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One dayshe was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. |
| An elderly little lady enters an erotic sex shop and shakily hobbles up to the counter and hangs on to it to keep her balance. She asks the sales clerk, "Dddooo yyyoouu hhaavve dddilddoss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes, we have several models." The old woman then asks, "Dddooo yyyoouu hhhave aaa pppinkkk one, tttenn iinchesss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo iinchesss ththickkk?" The clerk responds, "Yes, we do." The lady says,"Ccaann yyyoouu tttell mmmeee hhhowww tttooo ttturnnn ttthe fffuccckkking tthinggg offf?" |