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| These are jokes from some of my friends, family and some of mine. If you know a good joke please leave it in my JokeBox below. Anything that makes you smile make the day a little brighter for everyone. | |||||||||||||
| Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the hell out of the dog. |
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| A husband and wife decided they needed a way to let each other know when they wanted to have sex without letting their kids know so they decided on the code word typewriter. One day the husband says to his five year old daughter, go tell your mommy that daddy needs to bang out a letter on the typewriter. The child tells her mom and the mom replies, tell your dad he can't type right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter and the letter would come out red. A couple of days later the mom tells the daughter to tell the dad he can use the typewriter now. The girl tells her dad and the dad says to tell her mom to never mind, he aready wrote the letter by hand. | |||||||||||||
| The Music is playing for me. The Wind The Rain The Bird and The Wispering Trees The Floating Water of Time and Tide. It is for Me. Orion's Stargate is open. It came Outside, answering, but unsure. Of course, your there before me. Up above, then felt all around. Esu Elegba. I am here. At the Crossroads. Here. Staring back at me. All of the possibilities. It is Now. It is Me You The Beauty of All. Keep Breathing. You never know what the Tide will bring in. |
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