| The (Safe)Way to Salvation! |
| Rev. Billy Talen and the Church of Stop Shopping Hold a Revival Meeting at the North Berkeley Safeway Store |
| (Photos by Rev. "Discount" Dave, Church of Conspicuous Consumption, April 22, 2004) |
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| *(All quotes are from The Good Book, by Rev "Discount" Dave, Conspicuous Consumption Cathedral Press, 2004) |
| Quoting from The Good Book, "The discount-enance of our Lord and Saver shine upon ye!"* |
| The Mighty Horn of David! |
| "By grace ye have saved!" |
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| Sell it like it is, |
| Rev. Billy! |
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