I pwn your kids at LEGO
I pwn your kids at LEGO
Today as I passed through one of the greatest pieces of shit, known as Paramus Park mall, I took refuge in the first LEGO store I have seen in years. There, among the dozens of kids and moron parents was I, in a corner with a few LEGO pieces entertaining myself hoping my Mom�s mission would end soon. It did not take 15 minutes for a mob of retarded kids to want to play with my damn LEGO pieces. Just 5 feet away was another canister with the same pieces and even more, but no they have to bother me. It reminds me of the feeling I get when a little kid asks me at the beach if they can help me with my sand castle. I say no, flog them with a massive piece of shit and send them to Africa. This is because they know they cant do better than you, so they pretend to work with you so they can secretly stab you in the back by stepping or falling or doing some shit to your work. Anyway I don�t need help from you. I�m only 3 times your age. I�ve spent more time playing with Sand and LEGO (in this case) than you have ever existed. So these kids ask the same question. �Can I play?� Before I could even take a shit there is the moron parent behind them giving a half assed smile, forcing you to say yes. There you go, you just signed a contract saying that the kid can ruin your shit, after spending 30 minutes of your precious time on a unique structure. But this time I could not let them win. So I left and went to a Mexican restaurant to eat an enchilada. When I ate it I downed a couple hundred peices I stole from the store too. When I came back I pulled down my pants and shit a humongous LEGO castle on top of all of the kids hogging my pieces. The remaining methane, smelling like refried beans, swept through the store attacking children of all ages. I sat there and observed, laughed my ass off and got the numbers from the hot cashiers. Because of the very LEGO amazing day, I came home and made the most macked out LEGO creation ever.
"Revel in the celestial intensity which is" the greatest peice of shit ive ever made out of lego. But who gives a shit. It's amazing.
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