'N'
DAVE
CHAS 'N' DAVE
performers of the songs
'RABBIT' and 'SNOOKER LOOPY' with MATCHROOM MOB
lyrics
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds and screw back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we we're all snooker loopy
Now old Meo, we all know got loads of dapper suits
London bred and he keeps his head though he's got Italian roots
Emotional when he keeps his cool till he reaches the final
And whether he wins, or whether he don't
Tony Meo: I always bite me eyeballs
And our man Den, hours he'd spend down the snooker hall
On the old green braze, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball
But them long shots he never ever got, why the old mines boggles
But nowerdays he pots the lot
Dennis Taylor: Cos I wear these goggles
CHORUS
Now Terry the taff, was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song
And as the reds he puts to bed he likes to sing along
"If I win" he says with a grin "it can only help me can't it?"
I'll celebrate and buy another eight
Terry Griffiths: Hairbrushes for me barnet
But old Willie Thorne his hairs all gone, and his mates all take the rise
His opponent said "cover up that head cos it's shining in my eyes"
When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it
It's just not fair giving off that glare
Willie Thorne: Perhaps I ought to chalk it
CHORUS
Steve last year, came very near to winning the snooker crown
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut cos the black ball wouldn't go down
His manager and all said "Sod that ball!" but it helped him make his mind up
Now he don't care who wins this year
Steve Davis: Cos he's got the rest of us signed up
CHORUS (Repeated)