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Name: Clare Welch (squelch!)
D.O.B: 15/5/1986
i am a girl. which has its highs and lows. the lows being i wanna be a man (a sexy one) then i can cover myself in tattoos and shave my head aswell as my facial hair. hair is a pain because i have to wash and brush it!! but if i had a shaved head it wouldn't matter. don't get me wrong i don't actually want to be a man i1m just jealous. on the good side girls are sexier then men cos of various things like boobs and boobs and lack of body hair (normally)
i like cock (dave told me to say that)
i met dave in college properly, even though he went to the same school as me. he is quite strange as you probably know already. cos the only people who go on this site is his friends!!! after three years of piss taking in geography dave finally realised that there is life past scott. i was drunk and it was my birthday enough said!!!
i'm trying to think of one thing dave brings into my life but i can't think of anything. AH HA weird faces and daves new legal drug. FRUSLI !!! it's true he feeds me on the trin journeys to and from college.and i can't stop !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<--------- Yeah, yeah you wanna be a man but you love the cock too much. So you'd be a queer. hahahaha. ha. |
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<--------- Only beacuse you couldn't think of anything to say and you keep telling me how much you love it, so why not? It seems to be your favourite thing. And anyway, laura likes a nibble on my sausage, especially if its hard, so i dont see what the problem is. |
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my info: |
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Clare |
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I dont have one coz im a tart. |
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<--------- Thats two you fool. |
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Clare is also a lightweight. Three pints and you're hammered is rather appaling isnt it? Its not as bad as grant though who was worse then clare on two. Hahahaha i heard clare also had a couple on a joint and two beers and then puked in chelmsford. |
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Me an Clare have recently become half term buddies! i seen her everyday for nearly a week, after half term started. Wednesday night was a party, thursday a trip to colchester, friday a smoke in billericay, marconi club on saturday and a nice smoke at home on sunday. As you can see we get about a bit. Friday, had to have been the funniest day, after having a smoke this random woman was having a huddle with her kids (who must have been about 6) and pointing down the hill. Well we sat and pissed ourselves laughing and she turned round and said "they're being james bond" as they sprinted off down the hill. |
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Back home! |
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Other wierd things that happened were fish pouring cake in andy's coat and hood and then getting him to put it on. It was more funny at the time, it doesnt have the same effect when sober. They also invented a game where you twirl the cake box on a stick and then try and hit the other person in the head with it by flicking it off. That was also more funny stoned. |
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Me an Clare seem to have a special bond with sunday nights. We always seem to go for a smoke and chat a complete load of bollocks. Last time we took her dog too, and he acted like retard. Poor dog - he's taken on clare's traits!. |
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