Deer Direy,

        Today I finely got myself dressed up in my khaki britches and tenny shoes and got out of the house which I been in for sevrel weeks. Went to drive-in at bank to get me some soft cash...Casheer said hello how are you and then she put money in tray, but I kudn't reech it with my left hand bekause of stupit bursted left shoulder. Twisted around to git it with my right hand and got a bad crick in my back! I tole her hello I reckon I ain't doing too good cause I cain’t reach the damn money. Casheer said take your seat belt off and I did and I got plum out of my car and finely got my money.

        In a few minutes I got over the crick in my back that was killing me and went to the postoffice where I got shed of the MacArthur book which my book pal shud git in 5 to 7 days. Had to listen to 5 minute lecture by post office guy about how to wrap a book for mailing.

        Thin I went to gasoline station and they had big sign at the pump about not being able to allow credit card at pump anymore. Credit card inside ok, but not at pump. I asked man in their whats the big deal. He tole me but I don't know what he said as I don't understand whatever langueage he talked to me with. But he did offer me a free sodie pop, I think. At least when I got me one and thanked him he didn't hold his hand out for no more money! Gasoline cost me $2.80 per gallon, but since I put it on my credit card I won’t have to come up with the money till next month.

        Having a plum full tank of gas I went on to the library book place and picked up my Churchill book that I had ordered over the enternet. Also picked up one on Kennedy and that way I had kilt two burds with one tank of gas.

        Now being on a roll, I went to the crick where they got them likker stores and got me some alcoholic reinforcement. It is $47.60 per gallon!!!!!

        Stopped at Albertson's on the way home because I was plum tired of having nothing to eat...got in there with the help of a little ole lady who thought I was about to faint from the heat and sure nuf I was. Hellfire! About that time I realized I had left my checkbook in the car and it was too damn hot to go back and get it. Decided I would have have ham and cheese on rye. Deli was too crowded with customers to try to get me some ham so thought keerap, will just have cheese on rye.

        Guess what? Not a loaf of rye bread in the whole damn place!!!!!!!! Decided well I'll have me a hot dog. Got buns and weenies and then guess what? No damn chili!!! As soon as I have me four more reinforcements I will have a hot dog with mustard only.......if I'm not out of mustard!

        Saw where Tiger is playing in that turnament in Ohio. Guess the pore feller needs the money after all filling up his yacht gas tanks is gonna cost him a fortune or two. At last report, Woods is 1 under thru 8 and Davis Love leading at 4 under thru 5. Reckon Phil must be home playing with the kids.... and the kids mama.

        P.S. I had me four mustard hot dogs!