What's up with Lantern?

Ok, it's not that I have anything against police blotters, but this is insane.  It's not bad enough that someone broke into my car, but now he can look up my name and come rob my house.  And it getts worse.  I told the police, not much was stolen, just a couple rolls of quarters and some cheap computer speaker.  "What brand?" they asked, I tell them, don't worry about them, I got them for like 10 bucks at wallmart.  All I cared about was getting my bashed in window fixed.  The next thing I know is that all of campus is making fun of me because it looks like I called in about speakers being stolen.  And of course they top it off with "Police advised Reade to contact his insurance company."