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| Squirel Survival Guide! |
| When faced with an angry squirel holding a bazooka, something that may happen to us all at one time, do not panic! (Well obviously your gonna panic a little bit, I mean your only human and he is a squirel, but anyway...) FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE GUIDE. AND STAY SAFE! |
| Step 1: Buy the little git a drink. A drunken enemy is an easy enemy to overcome. This costs money, so try and keep a rich person near u at all times. Preferably an idiot who ya can nick from and never pay back. I'm sure you all know someone like that. If you don't, guess what, u probably are that person. When was the last time u got payed back? |
| Step 2: No wait, there is no step two. He's drunk, you've won. Take pictures, laugh, kick him, do whatever you want (Unless your Nik the Pie Smith from Liverpool. Your not allowed to do what you want to do you sicko. No one deserves that, not even an evil squirel that wanted to kill ya. Leave him alone you bully!) Anyway, Stay Smart, Stay Safe! |