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It all started out as an innocent argument with Kyle Duncan during my 6th period Earth Science class. The words "itch" and "scratch" were of such importance at the time. Now I hope I never have to speak those words again, EVER. Kyle and I were arguing with a few other people about whether or not the word "itch" is indeed a verb.(I've taken a poll, and apparently nobody seems to think itch is a verb) I soon became frustrated and slammed my pen down on the table. Not knowing my own strength, I shattered the pen everywhere with a shard smacking Kyle in the face. Kyle realized something was wrong and said "Oh man, I think I pissed her off!" Well, that's a very good deduction there, Watson. Congratulations, you deserve a friggen cookie. After I succeeded in getting Kyle's attention, I screamed "SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME YOU DORK!" What else could he do but listen? Kyle listened for approximately two seconds before he returned to another conversation. I was beyond frustrated at this point and attempted to let out some of my stress. I dropped my head in hopes of connecting with the table. Instead, my dear friends, my face landed on my three ring binder with GREAT force. My cheek ended up on the ring of my binder, resulting in a very painful bruise. I will enact my revenge one day mighty binder. You are quite a fierce opponent. I bow down to your wisdom and skill. |
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