....oh baybee pleease dont go..!

Princess's Takeaway

During the years of the Great Depression, (which actually wasnt great at all.), a rogue  clothespeg salesman named Bernard Hutt, was notorious for unexpectedly coming up behind people in marketplaces, and crowning them "King of Norway" and  other such dignified titles.
The Princess of Woolongong was one such unfortunate bystander, who for the 40 years untill her death in 1973 , believed in the authenticity of her title, and would often whack shopkeepers upside the heed, sighting insubordination.

Logos began when murderous thugs in distant centuries became successful enough to have personal logos which were then called Heradlry.Heraldry caused considerable excitement and quickly lead to Pageantry.
Pageantry was based on the ability to run popular events and have your Logo held aloft on big sticks.
Over the years,...with the help of Heraldry and Pageantry.....,the descendants of the mostsuccessful of the psychopaths became known as Royalty.
This then led to the establishment of corporate headquarters , which were known as Palaces.
If the Palaces were using total quality management , then the meals were served ontime, and the horses were groomed properly.
All of this meant that the paplaces of Royalty grew larger, as the chins of Royalty grew smaller.
But,... what of the poor people who didnt have Logos ? ..Well...they did in a sense., In return for obedience
they were granted illiteracy.
Through illiteracy , they got Logos., given to them so that ttrade could become simpler.
The poor people drank beer, and ate pizzas.
If the publican painted the word "BEER" on his sign, it didnt mean much to them because they couldn't read.
For all they knew, it might say.."Enrol here for a life in the army",...it just wasnt worth taking the risk.
But,... after the painted a big foaming jug of beer on his sign , hes got you. Hes got Me, anyway.
Welcome to the poor people's first Logo.
The same applied to Takeaway food. , So to make up for all the crap food you ate in the 13th century,
heres Pizza made fit for a princess.
Is this making any sense?
No wonder Billy Joe McAlister jumped off the Tallahassee Bridge.

2 very thin, cooked pizza bases
1/2 cup fresh tomato puree
1/3 cup sour cream
200 G smoked salmon
4 tablespoons caviar
1 tablespoon chopped dill

SPREAD TOMATO PUREE OVER BASES
COVER WITH SOUR CREAM
LAYER THE SMOKED SALMON OVER THE CREAM
SPREAD CAVIAR ON TOP
COOK @ 200 deg UNTIL HOT (ABOUT 10 MINUTES)
SPRINKLE WITH CHOPPED DILL
SERVE WITH A GREEN SALAD