CROSSEYED FISH
2 types of fish 1) dry-tuna etc.
                        ; 2) wet-trout etc
on a sushi mat, layout sheet of Nori
fill with strips of fish, wasabi, avocado, baste with a little mirin, or dashi.
Roll up and chop into short bits.
Dip in Tempura batter and deep fry till golden brown
serve with Miso soup, clean rice,
SIDE dish...
add mixed strips konnyaku,mushroom,real spinnach, and ginger shreds to
a frypan with a little oil.fry till mushrooms are done...
.add a drizzle of honey for last minute.

maybe its obvious, but the majority of fish Ive met , arent ever crosseyed.
"I was just looking at the bubbles" said a startled Parrotfish, when questioned by reporters.

there are NO fish, in this Tree according to reliable resources

although earlier this morning a Mexican Accountant was found there.