| It is my natural tendency to interact with people. Despite my efforts to avoid contact with mainstream society, communication with others was evidently inevitable. Many have given commentary and opinion on my Website, such as, �your site is pointless� or the more poignant, �you�re dumb.� To which I respond with �I�m afraid you are mistaken. For I believe it is you who are the one who is dumb. Oh snap.� After which I gesticulate and have hysterics excessively. However their cuts on me, and my site do leave lasting wounds, which neither time nor Neosporin can heal. A false impression has been exuded to me that I am, in essence, like the Catholic Church. Not that I have an affinity for young boys, which I don�t, but rather that I am infallible. I, by no means, intend to be narcissistic by making such statements, or do claim to be a church. Rather, I have been given this impression by the aforementioned contact with others. (See Above) Oftentimes after a witty remark, the person with whom I�m conversing would exclaim, �David, you are hilarious and infallible.� Thus understandably, misleading me into believing that I perhaps can do no wrong. However, these gross overstatements have now become quite paradoxical seeing as to how this Website has come to be regarded as lacking both content and merit. So, prepare yourself for the more lackadaisical David's site O' Crap!
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