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NEWS FLASH
IS IT OVER FOR BARBIE AND KEN??
Sources close to the couple say that relations between them have been strained, at best.

It seems that Ken is jealous of Barbies' obsession with The Dave Clark Five.  Barbie talks of nothing else.  She sings their songs day and night, so much so that Ken has threatened to pull off her head and hide it from her if she doesn't stop.    Ken told Barbie she was acting like her brain was made of plastic.  Barbie told Ken he dressed like her father.  The insults were non-stop.

Ken asked Barbie what The Dave Clark Five had that he didn't.  Barbie showed him this picture, and suggested he get glasses if he couldn't see what they had that he didn't. 

Will Barbie and Ken's love survive this? 

Folks, this may be the end of our favorite couple!!
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