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ROWDY'S PRISON LETTERS
i guess a little bit about rowdy is in order before you go into this. actually, i haven't much about him other than pictures to provide, other than his soul. oh, and i've got a picture of the super hot and super badass in many ways jodi, also known as jodokast.
Rowdy's soul. rowdy sucks badly at magic.
Rowdy standing in my yard.
Rowdy celebrating barley and hops during some holiday at my grandparents' place.
Rowdy and his then-girlfriend Uli. She is the coolest german chick ever, and if i had the chance that night, i'd have fucked her. rowdy told her he was too drunk and didn't do the deed. what a fucking loser.
The awesome and very hot jodi.
NEW!! a letter to erin, from rowdy. enjoy!!
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the first letter i received. i lived in birmingham, alabama then. this was nearly three years ago, the summer of '02.
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This is the second letter, two pages of it. At the time i was engaged to erin, and my favorite car had been nearly destroyed in an accident in which a large rock ate my transmission, hence the closing PSS.
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This is the third. By the way, these are as close to chronological order as i could figure. Anyhow, this was dated on my birthday, so happy 20th to me at that point. I cannot recall if there is more to this letter, or if it ended abruptly just because. I'll have to dig more to see if i have more of these priceless writings.
BONUS!! i found the letter i wrote to him before he sent this. i typed it for some reason, and it was on an old cd i burned. anyhow, it gives a little more reference to his references, or something like that. and even though i was dissing rowdy for being a loser, i must say that my life was shitty back then too. i just wanted to rub it in some because i'm evil and happen to be rowdy's nemesis. enjoy!
My letter to rowdy.
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The fourth: it included the highly amusing picture that accompanies it. good gravy, i still laugh at it. anyhow, a little backstory whether you want to know it or not. on my birthday, i didn't get laid because erin was raggin'. she said no, i said fine. rowdy wanted a bunch of crap i never got around to getting for him, and i don't know if i did later or not. i had just moved with erin into her friend's place, and her friend is a fine, fine former cheerleader named Chanel Connell. now its Thomas, not Connell i guess. anyhow, she is super hot. i guess that is enough to explain some of this.
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The picture that came with this letter. It is awesome.
This one is, i think, supposed to come before the previous one. i just found it about twelve hours after i posted the last one and i'm too lazy to change it right now. but it is in this order, so like it.
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In this one, i found out rowdy got his ass beat. as is obvious upon reading. anyhow, here it is.
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This one isn't all that remarkable, but it is still good reading. i had just recently bought my Dad's minivan, and boy was i proud of that! you don't know rockin until you've rocked in a minivan!
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This is the next to last letter, it was accompanied by his health evaluation. he was aparently dismayed that i was providing outside materials, and he shared nothing. so he shared his good(?) health.
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The health evaluation.
This is the final one i received. he apparently was now able to get lined paper, right before he left prison. ha ha....what a loser.
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I just found these letters today (3/20/05). They are being added in no particular order, and aren't in order with the ones above.
This one is short. not really spectacular, but it, along with the rest of them, may paint a better picture of the person that rowdy is, and the person i was at the time and in many ways still am. read on and enjoy. or else.
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This is a long letter. there is much to it, so you'll have to read it and write your own synopsis. email it to me and i might post it. but i doubt it. oh, and it has to be written from my perspective, ie, "in this one rowdy hates me..."
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The accompanying drawing of...well...
This is perhaps one of the funniest. if you disagree, you are wrong and need to re-evaluate your life and commit suicide via seppuku. the pictures are cool too, and in some cases informative.
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The first of two similar images.
The second of two similar images.
Informative one.
Humorous image.
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