i decided that since i'm egocentric, i should have part of my site devoted just to my likeness. that, and because i'm so sympathetic to those that do not care to ever see me, they won't have to unless they so choose. anyway, here i am, in no particular order.
This was taken recently, and i'd just cut my hair. enjoy.
This was also taken recently, and i'd just cut my hair. also enjoy.
Here is a pic of the hair left after my haircut recently. still, enjoy. not really me, but it is here anyhow.
I have always been a hot motherfucker.
My senior pic, when i had my awesome blue mohawk.
Another senior pic, when i had my awesome blue mohawk.
One image of me from the day of Adam's wedding.
Me in everything but my jacket at Adam's ceremony. I resemble my father in this image.
The (former) most recent image of me. 7/7/05, 14:50 ct.
Me in ninth grade, almost bald. Black and white image.
Me and the bridesmaids at tony's wedding.
I grew up well adjusted, and didn't kill any humans during my teenage years.
In curls. coreena, the girl there, is totally awesome. i never did her though.
Me lording over my handiwork.
Tony, chris, and myself. a few years back, in front of tony's place.
This was my first mohawk, not the one i had when i graduated though.
I was about thirteen, maybe fourteen when i got my first camera. This is the first photo i took.
One of the most recent and actually best pictures of me out there.
Me and this chick never hooked up, i swear.
Even though i was cleverly disguised, that was indeed me.
I was a parttime superhero in ninth grade.
A view of my eye (it happens to be my left eye as from the main page, though more recent).
Trager doesn't look as sharp as i do, but he is a badass as well. just not as much as myself because he has no website.
This is a decent headshot of me, for the most part. It is old, though.
Here it is, what you've all been waiting for. MY NIPPLES ARE PIERCED!!!!
The right nipple.
The left nipple.
I miss my long hair.
This is one of two images of my poofy self taken on my 22nd birthday, aproximately 7:45 am.
This is the other of two images of my poofy self taken on my 22nd birthday, aproximately 7:45 am.
I wasn't as poofy this year, but here is me on my 23rd, while in CT. it was a fun evening, all said and done. thanks deb!
My hair used to be unruly.
I once had blue hair and two beards. i ruled the world back then.
This is the most average picture of me. my hair was long, but pulled back. at least i was topless.
I actually liked those doritos. i don't think they make them, at least, i cannot find them. i was not paid to pose for this image.
This is my former roommate and I. I am marrying him in October. I am the priest, not the groom, jackass.
Even though its blurry, this is me and melissa. she is special. i never did her though.
It was an awkward time in my life. i've moved on.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, LADIES!!! guys that like this are homos.
Me as of 3-19-05 in the early afternoon. i shaved, i hate shaving too. be honored to view this.
This is me as of 6/11/05, about 12:45pm.
This is me as of 6/12/05. I trimmed my beard to better fit the "professional image" i am supposed to maintain.
My tongue after three seizures in about 10 or 11 days.
The other side of my tongue. its tastes better than it looks i think.
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