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Dan Began With His Sexy Walk... Or Moon Walk With A Very Serious & Determined Expression On His Face. I Followed With My Gary Goldman Walk, Waddling Up To The Mic Whilst Waving To The Crowd With A Goofy Smile On My Face. Leighton Was After & He Jumped Toward The Mic Headbanging As He Came. Peter Followed, Rather Normally In Ricky Martin Style, Wait, We're Supposed 2 Take This Competition Seriously? Next Was The Sexy Wiggle Challenge, To Which He Moonwalked Onto The Stage With A very Serious & Determined Look On His Face. I Followed, Once Again Waddling To The Middle Of The Stage Then I Lifted My Shirt, Exposing My Over-sized Stomch & Shook It... Well He Did Say Wiggle, What Was That 1st Word? Leighton Followed & Did A Little Hip Swivel Accompanied With A Confused Look Only Matched By A Rabbit With A Broken Leg Caught In Headlights! Peter Followed With A Ricky Martin/Darius Denesh Wiggle... Hmmm, I Think We've Found Our Winner! Finally Was The Dance Contest.. Dan Set The Ball Rolling With... Yep You Guessed It! A Moonwalk Accompanied By A Very Serious & Determined Look! Next I Skipped Onto Stage, Grabbed The Mic & Did Actions To Livin La Vida Loca, Falling Down & Taking Off My Shirt As The Song Commenced. Leighton Moshed & Head Banged 2 His Hearts Content, Thats What I Like To See. Peter Had Obviously Studied The Ricky Martin Dance Routine... He Was Once Again As Clos To Ricky Martin As Possible.
Now It Was Time For The Crowd 2 Choose Their Winner. Contestant No1.... Silence, Contestant No2.... Applause, Contestant No3.... Applause, Contestant No4.... Applause. Close Contest. After Many Repeat Cheers Peter Was Declared The Winner As He Was The Best Ricky Martin... But The Most Boring On Stage! Later That Night We All Grabbed Chuckie & Dan Went Backstage To Get A Pair Of Scissors, We Gave Him A Haircut Jo Will Never Forget. After We Ruined Her Toy We All Signed It In Remembrence!
In The Days That Followed, Austin Powers Impressions Were Numerous, Chesse & Porn Was Mentioned Religeously, Villa Hidden In Boxes Was Frequent & Jokes Had Become 2nd Nature. We All Became Friendly But The Inevitable Was Getting Closer. After A Few Nights Of Singing Barbie Girl With Nick & Trying 2 Find Leighton & His Girlfriend The Last Night Grew Ever Closer. On Our Last Day We Watched The Wrestling & We Had Chatted 2 & Had A "Fuck A Dog" Sing Along With Two Of The Wrestlers Before Hand... Who Turned Out To Be The Bad Guys... So We Decided 2 Cheer For Them Anyway. When The Good Guy Pulled Down "Body Counts" Shorts, Craig Commenced A "Texas Is A Pansy" Chant... Big Mistake, What We Didn't Realise Is That The Good Guy Was Actually "Texas Joe", A Former WCW Headliner. What We Also Didin't Realise Was That For A Big Guy He Was Suprisingly Short Tempered & Sensitive. He Came Outside The Ring, Grabbed Craig, Threw Him Into The Side Of The Ring, Smashed Him Down Onto His Chair & Said "If We Were In The States, You'd Be On Your Way To Hospital!" Many Complaints Were Filed & The Future Of His Career Is Uncertain. Later That Night The T-Co Award Ceremony Commenced During Which Andy Got A Chance To Play Guitar & I Got A Chance To Sing Seriously With Dan, Nick & Chris. Me, Andy & Dan Did "Don't Look Back In Anger" With Me Singing The Chorus, Dan The Verse. Then All Of Us Did The Green Day Classic "Time Of Your Life" In A Tribute To The Last Week! We Then Went Down 2 The Rock Garden & Got Pissed, Played Suck & Blow & Just Had A Blast... We All Want 2 Go Back... ROLL ON OCTOBER!

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Leighton & Jill
Ahh, Holiday Romance

DANNY!

Foote, Jo, Andy & Villa!

Jo & Her Mutilated Chuckie Doll!

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